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  • M Marco Bertschi

    Eddy Vluggen wrote:

    People will keep doing that, despite your warning; for one who wants to end their life, there is no clean alternative to that mess.

    I know, I know... encouragement doesn't help either, though. I guess I just felt like I had to counter the grim, dark point of the OP.

    I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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    Aight, good point :thumbsup:

    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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    • B BillWoodruff

      Don't let it get you down; after all, it's the thought that counts, and New Year's eve might be a better choice, anyway :omg:

      «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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      dandy72
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      To quote Bender from Futurama: [Do a flip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IavUg17J2GU)!

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      • B BillWoodruff

        Isn't it crazy SIASL has never been made into a movie, or tv series ? I read the SyFy channel was going to do it, years ago. Another SF classic that I think could be great on film is LeGuin's "Left Hand of Darkness."

        «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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        Ringworld, or better all the Known Space stories - done right, they could be superb.

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Ringworld, or better all the Known Space stories - done right, they could be superb.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          Gary R Wheeler
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          done right, they could be superb

          Aye, there's the rub. Animating a Puppeteer, with appropriate gait and motions, would be no mean trick. Hmm. Who would you want to play Louis Wu? Teela Brown? I assume Speaker-To-Animals would be CGI, so voice?

          Software Zen: delete this;

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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            done right, they could be superb

            Aye, there's the rub. Animating a Puppeteer, with appropriate gait and motions, would be no mean trick. Hmm. Who would you want to play Louis Wu? Teela Brown? I assume Speaker-To-Animals would be CGI, so voice?

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            OriginalGriff
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            Bring it up to date a little - more in keeping with the modern world - and make Louis Wu female: Dominique Tipper? Teela Brown? s a tricky one - I've always considered her as "young, blonde, and "cheerleader-ish", but I'm not au fait with actresses like that. Speaker is voice only, so ... Samuel L Jackson?

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Bring it up to date a little - more in keeping with the modern world - and make Louis Wu female: Dominique Tipper? Teela Brown? s a tricky one - I've always considered her as "young, blonde, and "cheerleader-ish", but I'm not au fait with actresses like that. Speaker is voice only, so ... Samuel L Jackson?

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              Mycroft Holmes
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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              Dominique Tipper

              Wow she dresses down in Expanse.

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP

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              • M Marco Bertschi

                I can understand that this may seem funny for some, but as someone who spends time as voluntary firefighter I'm speaking to those who may think about committing suicide: Don't. Contact someone, be it someone you know or a suicide hotline. Throwing yourself under a train is a bad idea, you disrupt not only many commuters schedule but also but a strain on other peoples mental health: be it accidental witnesses, train drives, first responders and so on. I'm not part of the group who recovers people from beneath trains, and quite frankly I'm glad about that. I am, however, part of the lake search and rescue group, and trying to recover someone who went swimming without the intention to come back in icy january conditions is beyond a bad experience. So, kids, here's the takeaway: Don't commit suicide, talk to someone - friends, family, helplines, 112, 911 - they'll be happy to help you and work out a solution. If you're suffering from a terminal illness, go with Exit, Dignitas or any other organization. And last but not least: Don't encourage suicide, online or in real life if the person hasn't a terminal condition - Studies have proven that after public coverage of suicides the rate tends to go up. /Edit: some things became less clear in writing as they were in my head, see my answer to Eddy's post as there are somethings written out more clear.

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                Mark_Wallace
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                Takeaway No. 2 is: Don't take seriously what is not said seriously. Here are two of the main causes of suicide, particularly youth suicide: 1. Being forced by others to behave how one does not want to behave. 2. Being ostracised for using words that others snobbishly decide to treat as offensive. So, if you want to set yourself up to look like someone who cares about preventing suicide, and who is therefore a Very Good Chap, you should avoid telling people (including Bill) how they Must and Must Not behave, and also telling people (including Bill) how they Must and Must Not speak.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • D dandy72

                  That's...the darkest thing I've ever read coming from you, Bill. I did not expect this.

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                  dandy72 wrote:

                  .the darkest thing I've ever read coming from you,

                  Hard to tell. Most of what he posts I don't understand anyway. It could all be dark for all I know. :laugh:

                  Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    Takeaway No. 2 is: Don't take seriously what is not said seriously. Here are two of the main causes of suicide, particularly youth suicide: 1. Being forced by others to behave how one does not want to behave. 2. Being ostracised for using words that others snobbishly decide to treat as offensive. So, if you want to set yourself up to look like someone who cares about preventing suicide, and who is therefore a Very Good Chap, you should avoid telling people (including Bill) how they Must and Must Not behave, and also telling people (including Bill) how they Must and Must Not speak.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Marco Bertschi
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                    Mark_Wallace wrote:

                    you should avoid telling people (including Bill) how they Must and Must Not behave, and also telling people (including Bill) how they Must and Must Not speak.

                    I never said anyone _must_ behave the way I said. Merely voicing an opinion. Sorry, I'm not a native speaker.

                    I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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                      dandy72 wrote:

                      .the darkest thing I've ever read coming from you,

                      Hard to tell. Most of what he posts I don't understand anyway. It could all be dark for all I know. :laugh:

                      Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                      BillWoodruff
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                      ZurdoDev wrote:

                      could all be dark for all I know

                      You are very close to the light, there.

                      «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        Takeaway No. 2 is: Don't take seriously what is not said seriously. Here are two of the main causes of suicide, particularly youth suicide: 1. Being forced by others to behave how one does not want to behave. 2. Being ostracised for using words that others snobbishly decide to treat as offensive. So, if you want to set yourself up to look like someone who cares about preventing suicide, and who is therefore a Very Good Chap, you should avoid telling people (including Bill) how they Must and Must Not behave, and also telling people (including Bill) how they Must and Must Not speak.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        BillWoodruff
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                        I appreciate the concern, but: what if I enjoy being whipped ?

                        «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                        • B BillWoodruff

                          I appreciate the concern, but: what if I enjoy being whipped ?

                          «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          BillWoodruff wrote:

                          what if I enjoy being whipped ?

                          Wear a T-shirt emblazoned with "UHT Cream".

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            Bring it up to date a little - more in keeping with the modern world - and make Louis Wu female: Dominique Tipper? Teela Brown? s a tricky one - I've always considered her as "young, blonde, and "cheerleader-ish", but I'm not au fait with actresses like that. Speaker is voice only, so ... Samuel L Jackson?

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                            Gary R Wheeler
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                            If you're switching genders on the characters: Louisa Wu: Katie Sackhoff Teller Brown: Tobey Maguire

                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            Speaker is voice only, so ... Samuel L Jackson?

                            Hmm. I was thinking a voice with a lower register, given Speaker's size. Idris Elba, perhaps. James Earl Jones would be good too. Aha! Vin Diesel. We also need a voice (if not an entire choir) for Nessus. Karen Carpenter would have been perfect, but she's long passed. The voice would probably have an effect with it, since Nessus speaks with both mouths at once in harmony.

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                              If you're switching genders on the characters: Louisa Wu: Katie Sackhoff Teller Brown: Tobey Maguire

                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              Speaker is voice only, so ... Samuel L Jackson?

                              Hmm. I was thinking a voice with a lower register, given Speaker's size. Idris Elba, perhaps. James Earl Jones would be good too. Aha! Vin Diesel. We also need a voice (if not an entire choir) for Nessus. Karen Carpenter would have been perfect, but she's long passed. The voice would probably have an effect with it, since Nessus speaks with both mouths at once in harmony.

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              Nessus: Sharon den Adel, and Mariah Carey simultaneously. The two sets of vocal chords (or puppeteer equivelant) probably wouldn't be the same tone, so one low register and one high register female speaking / singing the same words at the same time, or "entwining" them to melody perhaps?

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • M Mark_Wallace

                                Takeaway No. 2 is: Don't take seriously what is not said seriously. Here are two of the main causes of suicide, particularly youth suicide: 1. Being forced by others to behave how one does not want to behave. 2. Being ostracised for using words that others snobbishly decide to treat as offensive. So, if you want to set yourself up to look like someone who cares about preventing suicide, and who is therefore a Very Good Chap, you should avoid telling people (including Bill) how they Must and Must Not behave, and also telling people (including Bill) how they Must and Must Not speak.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                Lost User
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                                Mark_Wallace wrote:

                                Here are two of the main causes of suicide, particularly youth suicide:

                                I firmly disagree, and would like to hear what study you based this statement on. Depression, substance abuse, family violence, or a lifetime of pain; whereas all the youth enjoys using words that their elders find offensive, and behaviour being modelled since you're raised. You cannot prevent all suicides; but we can prevent the messy ones and give those who would a dignified end. Still, that's not allowed - that's a choice we as a society make. Apparently, having the mess is preferable than to admit that sometimes the inevitable should not be postponed too long. My neighbours dog got his final meal two days ago, and he was too spent to even taste it. Heartbroken as my neighbours are, they didn't want another year of suffering for their dog. So why do humans have to? Is my life (and the decision) not our own?

                                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                                • B BillWoodruff

                                  I appreciate the concern, but: what if I enjoy being whipped ?

                                  «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                                  Rick York
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                                  One of those, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me" folks? Party on. :thumbsup:

                                  "They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"

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                                    One of those, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me" folks? Party on. :thumbsup:

                                    "They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"

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                                    Jorgen Andersson
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                                    But only if the wife allows.

                                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                      Mark_Wallace wrote:

                                      Here are two of the main causes of suicide, particularly youth suicide:

                                      I firmly disagree, and would like to hear what study you based this statement on. Depression, substance abuse, family violence, or a lifetime of pain; whereas all the youth enjoys using words that their elders find offensive, and behaviour being modelled since you're raised. You cannot prevent all suicides; but we can prevent the messy ones and give those who would a dignified end. Still, that's not allowed - that's a choice we as a society make. Apparently, having the mess is preferable than to admit that sometimes the inevitable should not be postponed too long. My neighbours dog got his final meal two days ago, and he was too spent to even taste it. Heartbroken as my neighbours are, they didn't want another year of suffering for their dog. So why do humans have to? Is my life (and the decision) not our own?

                                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                                      Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                      Is my life (and the decision) not our own?

                                      Yes but most often, the suicidal person is in a desperate state of mind, not a sober one. Therefore, one must not encourage rash decisions in that case.

                                      The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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                                      • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

                                        Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                        Is my life (and the decision) not our own?

                                        Yes but most often, the suicidal person is in a desperate state of mind, not a sober one. Therefore, one must not encourage rash decisions in that case.

                                        The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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                                        Richard Andrew x64 wrote:

                                        Yes but most often, the suicidal person is in a desperate state of mind, not a sober one.

                                        Ah, you have statistics?

                                        Richard Andrew x64 wrote:

                                        Therefore, one must not encourage rash decisions in that case.

                                        Such is rarely a rash impuls decision, whatever you tell yourself.

                                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                                        • J Jorgen Andersson

                                          But only if the wife allows.

                                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                          It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question

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