found in comments in some early 90's C code
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Hmm. While the tone of the comment isn't helpful, the content is useful. A long time ago in a job far, far away... I implemented an algorithm from a master's thesis in a piece of code. I documented the source pretty thoroughly - thesis title, author name, institution, dates, institution identification numbers, and so on. After having been the victim of plagiarism(*), I despise people who fail to attribute sources. (*) The quarter I took a class called Real-Time Programming (I got A's) my final project listing was missing from the cabinet where instructors returned projects. A couple quarters later I got called into the department chairman's office. Someone had taken the RTP class and turned in a program 99% identical to mine. The instructor remembered my code because I was the only person in class who used assembler macros. At first they asked if I had given or sold the code to someone. I told them that my listing had gone missing when I took the course, which the instructor remembered. The last I heard, the person who did all of this was expelled from the university for the quarter and on probation for the remainder of his time.
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delete this;I'm sorry to hear that. It's terrible when people do that. I'm glad you got your justice though. =)
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I've got them both. They aren't going over the bits i need them to cover. Instead they're introducing new algorithms. What I need is a paper on an existing algorithm before i try to extend it. Whoops I got confused over which thread this was. Thought it was my other rant :laugh: please disregard
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200+ page thesis with 200+ footnotes.
My thesis was only 85 pages, including some short code listings, and no-one read that either! "That looks like enough work. Here, have a PhD!"
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Hi Forogar, I am kind of long-winded :) My project was a collection of academic research, field notes, interviews, case studies, etc. Humanities/sociology/psychology. No code, for me, in that incarnation.
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/* Confused? Good! Read my MS thesis [Purdue Technical Report TR90-30].
TJP 8/93 -- can now read PhD thesis from Purdue. */This is not how you comment software, Terrence. This is just not how you do it.
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Naturally I was curious too... and had to do some searching. I actually enjoyed reading another article, the way this was told is so like _A long time ago, on a compter far far away...
The Internet Worm Program: An Analysis
Purdue Technical Report CSD-TR-823On the evening of 2 November 1988, someone infected the Internet with a worm program.
[https://spaf.cerias.purdue.edu/tech-reps/823.pdf\](https://spaf.cerias.purdue.edu/tech-reps/823.pdf)
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Naturally I was curious too... and had to do some searching. I actually enjoyed reading another article, the way this was told is so like _A long time ago, on a compter far far away...
The Internet Worm Program: An Analysis
Purdue Technical Report CSD-TR-823On the evening of 2 November 1988, someone infected the Internet with a worm program.
[https://spaf.cerias.purdue.edu/tech-reps/823.pdf\](https://spaf.cerias.purdue.edu/tech-reps/823.pdf)
Director of Transmogrification Services Shinobi of Query Language Master of Yoda Conditional
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haha nice :-D
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/* Confused? Good! Read my MS thesis [Purdue Technical Report TR90-30].
TJP 8/93 -- can now read PhD thesis from Purdue. */This is not how you comment software, Terrence. This is just not how you do it.
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The only comment found in a 40,000 line IBM 360 assembly language program I once had to modify was at the very top: "Be prepared with bottle in hand before attempting to modified this program." One bottle wasn't enough.
OMG no. :omg: :wtf:
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/* Confused? Good! Read my MS thesis [Purdue Technical Report TR90-30].
TJP 8/93 -- can now read PhD thesis from Purdue. */This is not how you comment software, Terrence. This is just not how you do it.
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Probably in 1980 (or +- 4 years) had a user complain because the computer would not accept Feb 29 as a valid date. We had been using the software involved for about 3 years at that point. When we looked at the source code we found this comment. "Thirty days hath September. All the rest I can't remember. Except February which never works right anyway." There was no code to handle leap years! The quick fix was to change days in February to 29 so we could run the advertisement in the Newspaper on that date and have time to implement a correct routine.