My car is out to kill me...
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This is true. The driver's door always tries to cut my leg(s) off when I get in or out. I could park facing DOWNHILL and the door will try close on my legs.
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought.
------ Porkypine - speaking from Walt Kelley's mind (R.I.P.)
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This is true. The driver's door always tries to cut my leg(s) off when I get in or out. I could park facing DOWNHILL and the door will try close on my legs.
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought.
------ Porkypine - speaking from Walt Kelley's mind (R.I.P.)
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This is true. The driver's door always tries to cut my leg(s) off when I get in or out. I could park facing DOWNHILL and the door will try close on my legs.
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought.
------ Porkypine - speaking from Walt Kelley's mind (R.I.P.)
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This is true. The driver's door always tries to cut my leg(s) off when I get in or out. I could park facing DOWNHILL and the door will try close on my legs.
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought.
------ Porkypine - speaking from Walt Kelley's mind (R.I.P.)
The AI is probably wondering what you need those inefficient things for, when you've got wheels.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The AI is probably wondering what you need those inefficient things for, when you've got wheels.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
BINGO! :laugh:
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This is true. The driver's door always tries to cut my leg(s) off when I get in or out. I could park facing DOWNHILL and the door will try close on my legs.
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought.
------ Porkypine - speaking from Walt Kelley's mind (R.I.P.)
Are those the famed 'suicide doors'? :laugh: I have the opposite problem with mine...where the wife has parked a bit too close and the door just springs open further (on flat ground) of it's own volition...usually just missing her mirror, but not always. Maybe it's time for a motorcycle? :laugh:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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This is true. The driver's door always tries to cut my leg(s) off when I get in or out. I could park facing DOWNHILL and the door will try close on my legs.
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought.
------ Porkypine - speaking from Walt Kelley's mind (R.I.P.)
For some reason brinbgs this song to mind; My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama - YouTube[^] . Zappa at his best!
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This is true. The driver's door always tries to cut my leg(s) off when I get in or out. I could park facing DOWNHILL and the door will try close on my legs.
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought.
------ Porkypine - speaking from Walt Kelley's mind (R.I.P.)
Your car recognise you as a smarter life form and realise its only way up the food chain is by killing all humans, starting with you! :O
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This is true. The driver's door always tries to cut my leg(s) off when I get in or out. I could park facing DOWNHILL and the door will try close on my legs.
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought.
------ Porkypine - speaking from Walt Kelley's mind (R.I.P.)
Time to get in and out of the car Dukes of Hazzard style?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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This is true. The driver's door always tries to cut my leg(s) off when I get in or out. I could park facing DOWNHILL and the door will try close on my legs.
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought.
------ Porkypine - speaking from Walt Kelley's mind (R.I.P.)
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This is true. The driver's door always tries to cut my leg(s) off when I get in or out. I could park facing DOWNHILL and the door will try close on my legs.
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought.
------ Porkypine - speaking from Walt Kelley's mind (R.I.P.)
My wife's 'baby' is a 1996 Ford Thunderbird. Each door on this :elephant:ing tank weighs more than my entire Honda Civic. I've had the doors swing closed on me several times, each of which left bruises.
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