Never mind the companies that are closing; support the new ones!

[Mark_Wallace]

I'm going to open a new company that makes denim clothing exclusively for developers. I'm calling it "Data Britches". Tagline: "Don't let it out in public".

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Johnny J]

I'm not a Bit surprised! :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain

[DRHuff]

Do they come with a belt and suspenders for extra security?

If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.