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  • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

    I read that the main reason for his health decline was that his surgeon was unfamiliar with treating obese patients. That I can believe. Kim is/was probably the only fat person in the whole country. Everyone else is starving!

    The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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    Daniel Pfeffer
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    He isn't/wasn't merely fat, but extremely obese, with a BMI of approximately 45. That alone makes him a poor risk for any surgery. Add to that known cardiac issues, heavy smoking, etc., and no reputable surgeon would touch him. (Of course in the DRNK, I doubt the surgeon had much choice. :omg: )

    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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    • T The pompey

      You heard it here first Why does god always take the best so young.

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      Slacker007
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      Laugh now, and I will, but rumor has it his sister could be next in line. No one is certain if she takes the job, whether or not she is the same, worse, or better than Kimmy. China may try to take over the country. who knows. Also, I would like to know the reward (lifetime supply of taco bell?) given to the doctor that "messed up" his surgery, supposedly.

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        I was certain he'd live forever - neither Heaven nor Hell would want him. :D

        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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        Cp Coder
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        Quote:

        neither Heaven nor Hell would want him

        Yup. But there is always purgatory.

        Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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          Laugh now, and I will, but rumor has it his sister could be next in line. No one is certain if she takes the job, whether or not she is the same, worse, or better than Kimmy. China may try to take over the country. who knows. Also, I would like to know the reward (lifetime supply of taco bell?) given to the doctor that "messed up" his surgery, supposedly.

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          Garth J Lancaster
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          almost a case of 'better the devil you know' - we can live in hope that the next one will be 'better' (whatever that means)

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          • T The pompey

            You heard it here first Why does god always take the best so young.

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            Bram van Kampen
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            The Tyrant is Dead Long live the next Tyrant

            Bram van Kampen

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              New meme - “Kim Jong Un didn’t kill himself.”

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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              DRHuff
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              What did he know about Hillary?

              If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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              • T The pompey

                You heard it here first Why does god always take the best so young.

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                David ONeil
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                This meme made me laugh out loud: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/g83b5x/the\_last\_thing\_kim\_jongun\_saw\_before\_his\_surgery/

                The forgotten roots of science | C++ Programming | DWinLib

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                • T The pompey

                  You heard it here first Why does god always take the best so young.

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                  Jorgen Andersson
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                  Forever Jong

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                  • T The pompey

                    You heard it here first Why does god always take the best so young.

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                    phil o
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                    A sad day for hair-styling.

                    "Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke! Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."

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                    • D David ONeil

                      This meme made me laugh out loud: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/g83b5x/the\_last\_thing\_kim\_jongun\_saw\_before\_his\_surgery/

                      The forgotten roots of science | C++ Programming | DWinLib

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                      Slacker007
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                      I love Rowan. Great meme.

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