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    ZurdoDev
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    When I die I want to be cremated since that will be my last hope for a smoking hot body.

    Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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      When I die I want to be cremated since that will be my last hope for a smoking hot body.

      Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      Don't be such an ash.

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        Don't be such an ash.

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        Rage
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        ouch, that's gonna be a fire starter.

        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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          ouch, that's gonna be a fire starter.

          Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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          dandy72
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          He got flamed.

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            He got flamed.

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            Well he urned it.

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              He got flamed.

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              Rage
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              Na, it's the burn he deserved.

              Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                When I die I want to be cremated since that will be my last hope for a smoking hot body.

                Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                Daniel Pfeffer
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                Lead an evil life, and head for the alternate destination. You'll be smoking hot for all eternity. :) Two out of three ain't bad...

                Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                  Lead an evil life, and head for the alternate destination. You'll be smoking hot for all eternity. :) Two out of three ain't bad...

                  Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                  ZurdoDev
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                  Or I can give a wedgie to Death and come back to life to fight my evil twin robot. :-D

                  Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                    Na, it's the burn he deserved.

                    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                    Any chance you could convince him to take a practice run at it ?

                    Ravings en masse^

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      Any chance you could convince him to take a practice run at it ?

                      Ravings en masse^

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      Jorgen Andersson
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                      That would take him the rest of his life.

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger

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                        ouch, that's gonna be a fire starter.

                        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                        enhzflep
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                        Firestarter? I'll get you a Flint. Specifically, Prodigy's Keith Flint. Oh wait... on this earth, he's Out Of Space.

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                          Or I can give a wedgie to Death and come back to life to fight my evil twin robot. :-D

                          Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                          enhzflep
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                          Only if it's a better effort than the sequel to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was.

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                            When I die I want to be cremated since that will be my last hope for a smoking hot body.

                            Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                            obermd
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                            Make sure you swallow a bunch of unpopped popcorn just before you die. The cremation should be explosive.

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                              Make sure you swallow a bunch of unpopped popcorn just before you die. The cremation should be explosive.

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                              ZurdoDev
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                              Nice. :thumbsup:

                              Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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