Work is Evil!
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It's true! I can prove it! My claim is "work is evil". So, mathematically... work = evil Another theorem states that work requires time and money. So... work = time * money It's also commonly known that time IS money. time = money So... work = money * money = money^2 And another theorem states that money is the root of all evil. money = Sqrt(evil) Therefore... work = money^2 = (Sqrt(evil))^2 = evil Well, it's time for me to go back to work or evil or whatever I'm doing. Enjoy your day everyone! I hope this puts a smile on your face! :-D
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It's true! I can prove it! My claim is "work is evil". So, mathematically... work = evil Another theorem states that work requires time and money. So... work = time * money It's also commonly known that time IS money. time = money So... work = money * money = money^2 And another theorem states that money is the root of all evil. money = Sqrt(evil) Therefore... work = money^2 = (Sqrt(evil))^2 = evil Well, it's time for me to go back to work or evil or whatever I'm doing. Enjoy your day everyone! I hope this puts a smile on your face! :-D
I am so neck-deep in evil that I am procrastinating :-D My article on a reference-counted smart pointer that supports polymorphic objects and raw pointers
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I am so neck-deep in evil that I am procrastinating :-D My article on a reference-counted smart pointer that supports polymorphic objects and raw pointers
Tell me about it! I've been eviling over 60 hour weeks lately. Makes me wish I was payed to evil by the hour.
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It's true! I can prove it! My claim is "work is evil". So, mathematically... work = evil Another theorem states that work requires time and money. So... work = time * money It's also commonly known that time IS money. time = money So... work = money * money = money^2 And another theorem states that money is the root of all evil. money = Sqrt(evil) Therefore... work = money^2 = (Sqrt(evil))^2 = evil Well, it's time for me to go back to work or evil or whatever I'm doing. Enjoy your day everyone! I hope this puts a smile on your face! :-D
I've seen this in other places[^] :)
Jon Sagara
A bottle a night isn't alcoholism - it's persistence! -- A coworker, jokingly -
I've seen this in other places[^] :)
Jon Sagara
A bottle a night isn't alcoholism - it's persistence! -- A coworker, jokinglyYou caught me red handed Jon! I've seen the "girls are evil" version over a year ago. However, I didn't think the CP ladies would appreciate that one too much. That and I don't think women are evil, just a little crazy! ;)
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It's true! I can prove it! My claim is "work is evil". So, mathematically... work = evil Another theorem states that work requires time and money. So... work = time * money It's also commonly known that time IS money. time = money So... work = money * money = money^2 And another theorem states that money is the root of all evil. money = Sqrt(evil) Therefore... work = money^2 = (Sqrt(evil))^2 = evil Well, it's time for me to go back to work or evil or whatever I'm doing. Enjoy your day everyone! I hope this puts a smile on your face! :-D
Joshua Quick wrote: I hope this puts a smile on your face! :-D I wish I read this earlier today when I was an evildoer hee hee :laugh: Later,
JoeSox
www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP) -
It's true! I can prove it! My claim is "work is evil". So, mathematically... work = evil Another theorem states that work requires time and money. So... work = time * money It's also commonly known that time IS money. time = money So... work = money * money = money^2 And another theorem states that money is the root of all evil. money = Sqrt(evil) Therefore... work = money^2 = (Sqrt(evil))^2 = evil Well, it's time for me to go back to work or evil or whatever I'm doing. Enjoy your day everyone! I hope this puts a smile on your face! :-D
Somebody had the same proof hanging outside their door the last year I lived in the dorms. Only it said girls = evil instead.:-D Brad Jennings "You're mom is nice. Mind if I go out with her?" - Jörgen Sigvardsson
