Thought of the Day

[OriginalGriff]

If a chicken runs out of eggs, is it just the henopause?

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[W Balboos GHB]

I'm sure shell come up with an answer to that yolk. Meanwhile, have your peck of the availble hen-fruit and chick back later.

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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[Daniel Pfeffer]

No, it's the soup.

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

[DRHuff]

Or perhaps she is barrhen?

If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

[jgakenhe]

No, the chicken is a gai.

[Gary R Wheeler]

There you go, running off half-cocked again.

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