Monky Business
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Monk who claims he saw the face of Jesus in his tub of margarine said "I can't believe it's not Buddha."
In Spider Robinson's Callahan's Cross-time Saloon series, he states that the highest accolade for a pun would be to run from the room, screaming, while holding your nose. Unfortunatley, there isn't an emoticon for this, or I would give it to you. Nice.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Monk who claims he saw the face of Jesus in his tub of margarine said "I can't believe it's not Buddha."
Haha. Thanks for the reminder. A million years ago I saw a comedy skit from the UK set in an airport. Searching through her bags, the customs officer found a great big bag of white powder. It's okay though. She'd thoughtfully attached a sticker before packing it. "I can't believe it's not heroin" :laugh:
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In Spider Robinson's Callahan's Cross-time Saloon series, he states that the highest accolade for a pun would be to run from the room, screaming, while holding your nose. Unfortunatley, there isn't an emoticon for this, or I would give it to you. Nice.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
