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    OriginalGriff
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    If you steal a lamp, do you get a light sentence?

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      If you steal a lamp, do you get a light sentence?

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      jeron1
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      I don't know, tell us, don't leave us in the dark.

      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        If you steal a lamp, do you get a light sentence?

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        Fueled By Decaff
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        That sounds like the perfect crime - they will be left in the dark.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          If you steal a lamp, do you get a light sentence?

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          DRHuff
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          You just have to lava good lamp joke!

          If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            If you steal a lamp, do you get a light sentence?

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            Daniel Pfeffer
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            If you steal a clock, do you do hard time>

            Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              If you steal a lamp, do you get a light sentence?

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              You can't gaslight me!

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                If you steal a clock, do you do hard time>

                Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                obermd
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                I don't know, but the two brothers who stole a calendar each got six months.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  If you steal a lamp, do you get a light sentence?

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  I found a strange looking coin on the sidewalk, but I can't make heads nor tails out of it.

                  The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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