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Did we find the last bug ever ?

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    Maximilien
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    [xkcd: The Last Molecule](https://xkcd.com/2552/) Do you think we'll find the last bug ? :rolleyes:

    CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair

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      [xkcd: The Last Molecule](https://xkcd.com/2552/) Do you think we'll find the last bug ? :rolleyes:

      CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair

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      Lost User
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      Some years ago someone wrote a letter to one of the newspapers here:

      Quote:

      Sir, I have just heard the last cuckoo of summer. Is this a record?

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        [xkcd: The Last Molecule](https://xkcd.com/2552/) Do you think we'll find the last bug ? :rolleyes:

        CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair

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        Daniel Pfeffer
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        [The Last Bug](https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/last.bug.en.html)

        Lou Ellen Davis wrote:

        “But you're out of your mind,” They said with a shrug. “The customer's happy; What's one little bug?” But he was determined. The others went home. He spread out the program, Deserted, alone. The cleaning men came, The whole room was cluttered With memory-dumps, punch cards. “I'm close,” he muttered. The mumbling got louder, Simple deduction, “I've got it, it's right, Just change one instruction.” It still wasn't perfect, As year followed year, And strangers would comment, “Is that guy still here?” He died at the console, Of hunger and thirst. Next day he was buried, Face down, nine-edge first. And the last bug in sight, An ant passing by, Saluted his tombstone, And whispered, “Nice try.”

        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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        • M Maximilien

          [xkcd: The Last Molecule](https://xkcd.com/2552/) Do you think we'll find the last bug ? :rolleyes:

          CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair

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          obermd
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          Ah, yes. The science is settled.

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            [The Last Bug](https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/last.bug.en.html)

            Lou Ellen Davis wrote:

            “But you're out of your mind,” They said with a shrug. “The customer's happy; What's one little bug?” But he was determined. The others went home. He spread out the program, Deserted, alone. The cleaning men came, The whole room was cluttered With memory-dumps, punch cards. “I'm close,” he muttered. The mumbling got louder, Simple deduction, “I've got it, it's right, Just change one instruction.” It still wasn't perfect, As year followed year, And strangers would comment, “Is that guy still here?” He died at the console, Of hunger and thirst. Next day he was buried, Face down, nine-edge first. And the last bug in sight, An ant passing by, Saluted his tombstone, And whispered, “Nice try.”

            Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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            Next day he was buried, Face down

            I thought it might be headed in this direction: When my work is finished And my time on Earth has passed I hope they bury me upside down So my critics can kiss my...

            Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
            The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

            <p><a href="https://github.com/GregUtas/robust-services-core/blob/master/README.md">Robust Services Core</a>
            <em>The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.</em></p>

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              [xkcd: The Last Molecule](https://xkcd.com/2552/) Do you think we'll find the last bug ? :rolleyes:

              CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair

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              etkid84
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              The Bug by Ellen Ullman https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/138805.The\_Bug:java:

              ~d~

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