A carpenter went to the ER..
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...The doctor comes in to see a bloody mess. "Doc you gotta help me! I accidentally chopped off all of my fingers using the circular saw!" said the carpenter. "Well, there is not much I can do except stitching your nubs. I wish you had of brought your fingers in a Zip-Loc bag," the doctor replied. So the carpenter says "Doc, how was I supposed to bring my fingers to you if I can't pick them up?"
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...The doctor comes in to see a bloody mess. "Doc you gotta help me! I accidentally chopped off all of my fingers using the circular saw!" said the carpenter. "Well, there is not much I can do except stitching your nubs. I wish you had of brought your fingers in a Zip-Loc bag," the doctor replied. So the carpenter says "Doc, how was I supposed to bring my fingers to you if I can't pick them up?"
As I always say in such situations: Ohne Arme keine Kekse.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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As I always say in such situations: Ohne Arme keine Kekse.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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What do you mean now? a.) 'ohne Arme' (arm) b.) or 'ohne Arme' (poor) c.) or maybe 'ohne Armee'... ;P
I'm betting on a, since no arms means you cannot pick up a piece of (scharzwalder) cake.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'm betting on a, since no arms means you cannot pick up a piece of (scharzwalder) cake.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'm betting on a, since no arms means you cannot pick up a piece of (scharzwalder) cake.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
The cake is a lie.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The cake is a lie.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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...The doctor comes in to see a bloody mess. "Doc you gotta help me! I accidentally chopped off all of my fingers using the circular saw!" said the carpenter. "Well, there is not much I can do except stitching your nubs. I wish you had of brought your fingers in a Zip-Loc bag," the doctor replied. So the carpenter says "Doc, how was I supposed to bring my fingers to you if I can't pick them up?"
Here is an old one: Man arrives at hospital with a mangled leg. Doctor examines it and tells him: "That leg is in very bad shape. I try my best, but I can't be sure I may have to amputate". Later, when man first awakes from surgery, he asks the doctor about the results. The doctor says, "I have good news and bad news." The man groans then asks "Ok, give me bad news? The doctor says "I cut off the wrong leg." Man groans even more loudly and starts to cry. After he gets composed he asks "So, what is the good news?" The doctor says "the other leg is getting better".
