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  • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

    I locked my chickens up last night, and I missed one of them. I found her this morning, outside and injured, her comb pretty much chewed/ripped off. Luckily she wasn't bleeding heavily, but she's not really eating. I'd take her to the vet, but hubby has the car until he gets back into town today. I don't usually drive so it's not normally an issue, but I may need to call the in-laws. I just had FIL over here yesterday about a power issue. I feel terrible about this. Poor thing. :((

    To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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    Speaking of Chicken Tenders... :)

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    • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

      I locked my chickens up last night, and I missed one of them. I found her this morning, outside and injured, her comb pretty much chewed/ripped off. Luckily she wasn't bleeding heavily, but she's not really eating. I'd take her to the vet, but hubby has the car until he gets back into town today. I don't usually drive so it's not normally an issue, but I may need to call the in-laws. I just had FIL over here yesterday about a power issue. I feel terrible about this. Poor thing. :((

      To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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      Marc Clifton
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      Are they strictly laying chickens or do you eventually eat them? There's a pun in there about chicken tenders!

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        Are they strictly laying chickens or do you eventually eat them? There's a pun in there about chicken tenders!

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        I call myself a chicken tender as a joke. They're egg layers. We named them after The Golden Girls - Dorothy, Rose, Sophia and Blanche. How can one slaughter the Golden Girls? Dorothy is the one who got injured.

        To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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        • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

          I locked my chickens up last night, and I missed one of them. I found her this morning, outside and injured, her comb pretty much chewed/ripped off. Luckily she wasn't bleeding heavily, but she's not really eating. I'd take her to the vet, but hubby has the car until he gets back into town today. I don't usually drive so it's not normally an issue, but I may need to call the in-laws. I just had FIL over here yesterday about a power issue. I feel terrible about this. Poor thing. :((

          To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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          Your post, for some demented reason brought to mind a song from days gone by. Dr Demento - Hank,Stu,Dave&Hank My Dead Dog Rover - YouTube[^]

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          • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

            I call myself a chicken tender as a joke. They're egg layers. We named them after The Golden Girls - Dorothy, Rose, Sophia and Blanche. How can one slaughter the Golden Girls? Dorothy is the one who got injured.

            To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            honey the codewitch wrote:

            as a joke.

            I expect you had "battered chicken" on your mind as well.

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            • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

              I call myself a chicken tender as a joke. They're egg layers. We named them after The Golden Girls - Dorothy, Rose, Sophia and Blanche. How can one slaughter the Golden Girls? Dorothy is the one who got injured.

              To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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              Dorothy thought she knew better since she was the smart one.

              I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

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                Dorothy thought she knew better since she was the smart one.

                I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                And the least likely to lay?

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                • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

                  I locked my chickens up last night, and I missed one of them. I found her this morning, outside and injured, her comb pretty much chewed/ripped off. Luckily she wasn't bleeding heavily, but she's not really eating. I'd take her to the vet, but hubby has the car until he gets back into town today. I don't usually drive so it's not normally an issue, but I may need to call the in-laws. I just had FIL over here yesterday about a power issue. I feel terrible about this. Poor thing. :((

                  To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                  Craig Robbins
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                  My daughter has a big heart like you do HtC. When she was in high school and finished with fruit fly experiments, she cried when she had to dispose of them (by taking them outside into the Minnesota winter).

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                    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                    I love to sing that. Herself hates when I do it. Makes me smile. :)

                    #SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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                    • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

                      I locked my chickens up last night, and I missed one of them. I found her this morning, outside and injured, her comb pretty much chewed/ripped off. Luckily she wasn't bleeding heavily, but she's not really eating. I'd take her to the vet, but hubby has the car until he gets back into town today. I don't usually drive so it's not normally an issue, but I may need to call the in-laws. I just had FIL over here yesterday about a power issue. I feel terrible about this. Poor thing. :((

                      To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                      You need to get a dog. One to protect the chicken.

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                        You need to get a dog. One to protect the chicken.

                        Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        My FIL looked at her. He's had a lot more animals than I have. He says he doesn't think she was attacked. He said if something got her bad enough to get her comb, it would have gotten the rest of her. He thinks she got caught in something - maybe the fence. It would explain things better, actually, but I still feel bad. I never heard her or if i did they always make so much noise over nothing anyway I didn't look. I don't know when it happened either.

                        To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                        • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

                          My FIL looked at her. He's had a lot more animals than I have. He says he doesn't think she was attacked. He said if something got her bad enough to get her comb, it would have gotten the rest of her. He thinks she got caught in something - maybe the fence. It would explain things better, actually, but I still feel bad. I never heard her or if i did they always make so much noise over nothing anyway I didn't look. I don't know when it happened either.

                          To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          Any evidence of a large slingshot or small catapult?

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                            Any evidence of a large slingshot or small catapult?

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                            honey the codewitch
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                            That would be Rose, not Dorothy. Rose is the escape plotter.

                            To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                              You need to get a dog. One to protect the chicken.

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                              We have dogs - one of them ate the chickens, we now buy eggs from the market.:mad:

                              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP

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                              • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

                                I locked my chickens up last night, and I missed one of them. I found her this morning, outside and injured, her comb pretty much chewed/ripped off. Luckily she wasn't bleeding heavily, but she's not really eating. I'd take her to the vet, but hubby has the car until he gets back into town today. I don't usually drive so it's not normally an issue, but I may need to call the in-laws. I just had FIL over here yesterday about a power issue. I feel terrible about this. Poor thing. :((

                                To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                                Peter Kelley 2021
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                                I'm sorry to hear of her injuries! I'm hoping she'll recover nicely. I also hope you won't be too hard on yourself. Animals sometimes do silly things and can trick you. Independent little cusses sometimes.

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                                • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

                                  I locked my chickens up last night, and I missed one of them. I found her this morning, outside and injured, her comb pretty much chewed/ripped off. Luckily she wasn't bleeding heavily, but she's not really eating. I'd take her to the vet, but hubby has the car until he gets back into town today. I don't usually drive so it's not normally an issue, but I may need to call the in-laws. I just had FIL over here yesterday about a power issue. I feel terrible about this. Poor thing. :((

                                  To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                                  no doubt you can solve the problem w/ your usual clever engineering . my socks don't match .

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                                  • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

                                    I locked my chickens up last night, and I missed one of them. I found her this morning, outside and injured, her comb pretty much chewed/ripped off. Luckily she wasn't bleeding heavily, but she's not really eating. I'd take her to the vet, but hubby has the car until he gets back into town today. I don't usually drive so it's not normally an issue, but I may need to call the in-laws. I just had FIL over here yesterday about a power issue. I feel terrible about this. Poor thing. :((

                                    To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                                    Cpichols
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                                    Baby her if you can. She survived an attack; that's something. I lost many to crafty critters, all of which love the taste of chicken, but I found that the survivors of attacks became either very good alarm systems for the rest, or ever better at being quiet and unseen by predators.

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                                    • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

                                      I locked my chickens up last night, and I missed one of them. I found her this morning, outside and injured, her comb pretty much chewed/ripped off. Luckily she wasn't bleeding heavily, but she's not really eating. I'd take her to the vet, but hubby has the car until he gets back into town today. I don't usually drive so it's not normally an issue, but I may need to call the in-laws. I just had FIL over here yesterday about a power issue. I feel terrible about this. Poor thing. :((

                                      To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                                      In-laws had 3 chickens - they forgot to lock them one night. One fox later and you know why I used the past tense in my previous sentence. You can be glad that yours is still alive !

                                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                      • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

                                        That would be Rose, not Dorothy. Rose is the escape plotter.

                                        To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                                        Golden girls ? /edit : nah, just saw the answer to Marc's post.

                                        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                        • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

                                          I locked my chickens up last night, and I missed one of them. I found her this morning, outside and injured, her comb pretty much chewed/ripped off. Luckily she wasn't bleeding heavily, but she's not really eating. I'd take her to the vet, but hubby has the car until he gets back into town today. I don't usually drive so it's not normally an issue, but I may need to call the in-laws. I just had FIL over here yesterday about a power issue. I feel terrible about this. Poor thing. :((

                                          To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                                          What a diverse group that hangs here We go from discussing Bruce Schneier to talking about Chickens Not sure if any of the same people were in each discussion Still kind of amazing My Greyhound was always fascinated by Chickens he mostly watched never wanted to play with them not sure he would have attacked them Can't say the same for any rabbit that wondered on to the property

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