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A deaf mute guy walks up to a foursome on the first hole, hands one of the players a card that says “I am a deaf mute, playing as a single, may I play through?” The guy that gets the card is a total jerk, shakes his head no, and points the deaf mute to go back and wait his turn. A few holes later the jerk is standing in the fairway and gets hit in the head by a golf ball. In excruciating pain and pissed off, he turns around and sees the deaf mute holding up four fingers.
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A deaf mute guy walks up to a foursome on the first hole, hands one of the players a card that says “I am a deaf mute, playing as a single, may I play through?” The guy that gets the card is a total jerk, shakes his head no, and points the deaf mute to go back and wait his turn. A few holes later the jerk is standing in the fairway and gets hit in the head by a golf ball. In excruciating pain and pissed off, he turns around and sees the deaf mute holding up four fingers.
I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.1.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: Simon Says, A Child's Game
Karma is a b1tch :laugh: Or the guy is very good at aiming :laugh: :laugh:
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A deaf mute guy walks up to a foursome on the first hole, hands one of the players a card that says “I am a deaf mute, playing as a single, may I play through?” The guy that gets the card is a total jerk, shakes his head no, and points the deaf mute to go back and wait his turn. A few holes later the jerk is standing in the fairway and gets hit in the head by a golf ball. In excruciating pain and pissed off, he turns around and sees the deaf mute holding up four fingers.
I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.1.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: Simon Says, A Child's Game
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
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David O'Neil wrote:
The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
exactly... :-D
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A deaf mute guy walks up to a foursome on the first hole, hands one of the players a card that says “I am a deaf mute, playing as a single, may I play through?” The guy that gets the card is a total jerk, shakes his head no, and points the deaf mute to go back and wait his turn. A few holes later the jerk is standing in the fairway and gets hit in the head by a golf ball. In excruciating pain and pissed off, he turns around and sees the deaf mute holding up four fingers.
I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.1.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: Simon Says, A Child's Game
Mike Hankey wrote:
A deaf mute guy walks up to a foursome on the first hole
Yeah, I had something completely different in mind than golf when I first read this.
Jeremy Falcon
