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  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

    Readers Digest Joke of the day

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    A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.” The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?” The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

    I'll pack my stuff and leave now

    I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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    PIEBALDconsult
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    ... a pig like that you don't want to eat all at once.

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      ... a pig like that you don't want to eat all at once.

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      MarkTJohnson
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      that dog'd BITE you

      I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        Readers Digest Joke of the day

        Quote:

        A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.” The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?” The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

        I'll pack my stuff and leave now

        I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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        Lost User
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        The dog is a politican?

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          Readers Digest Joke of the day

          Quote:

          A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.” The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?” The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

          I'll pack my stuff and leave now

          I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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          theoldfool
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          "that dog won't hunt"

          >64 Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.

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            "that dog won't hunt"

            >64 Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.

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            Mike Hankey
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            If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!

            I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

              If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!

              I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              But watch out for the rocking chair.

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                Readers Digest Joke of the day

                Quote:

                A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.” The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?” The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

                I'll pack my stuff and leave now

                I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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                jmaida
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                :)

                "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  Readers Digest Joke of the day

                  Quote:

                  A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.” The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?” The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

                  I'll pack my stuff and leave now

                  I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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                  Lost User
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                  Since when do dogs do politics?

                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                    Readers Digest Joke of the day

                    Quote:

                    A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.” The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?” The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

                    I'll pack my stuff and leave now

                    I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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                    Mycroft Holmes
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                    Does RD still have "Laughter is the Best Medicine", does RD still exist? I remember reading that as a kid - over 50 years ago!

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP

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                      Does RD still have "Laughter is the Best Medicine", does RD still exist? I remember reading that as a kid - over 50 years ago!

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      Yes they are still around. Reader’s Digest: Official Site to Subscribe & Find Great Reads[^]

                      Mycroft Holmes wrote:

                      I remember reading that as a kid - over 50 years ago!

                      Yeah me too!

                      I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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