Confession
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Me: "Father, last night I had sex with George Clooney." Priest: "When was the last time you made a confession?" Me: "I'm not Catholic, I’m an atheist." Priest: "Then why are telling me this?" Me: "Are you kidding? I’m telling everybody."
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Me: "Father, last night I had sex with George Clooney." Priest: "When was the last time you made a confession?" Me: "I'm not Catholic, I’m an atheist." Priest: "Then why are telling me this?" Me: "Are you kidding? I’m telling everybody."
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Me: Father last night I had sex with a woman of a loose nature. Father: Was it Rosemary O'Leary? Me: No father. Father: Was it Patricia McNab? Me: No father. Father: Was it Mary Smith? Me: No father. Father: Well say 10 Hail Marys and come to mass on Sunday. On leaving I met a friend and he asked me; Well how did it go, what was your punishment? Me: No too bad 10 Hail Mary's, but I got 3 names.
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Me: "Father, last night I had sex with George Clooney." Priest: "When was the last time you made a confession?" Me: "I'm not Catholic, I’m an atheist." Priest: "Then why are telling me this?" Me: "Are you kidding? I’m telling everybody."
Check out my IoT graphics library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx And my IoT UI/User Experience library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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Another version: The Lounge[^]
