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What did the router say to the doctor?

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    Richard Andrew x64
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    It hurts when IP.

    The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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    • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

      It hurts when IP.

      The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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      Peter_in_2780
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      and 6 is even worse!

      Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

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      • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

        It hurts when IP.

        The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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        Or the Proctologist says to their assistant; "I said a Bud Lite"

        "Ten men in the country could buy the world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat." Will Rogers PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.1 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: EventAggregator

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          Or the Proctologist says to their assistant; "I said a Bud Lite"

          "Ten men in the country could buy the world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat." Will Rogers PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.1 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: EventAggregator

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          I would cry WAAAAN!

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            Or the Proctologist says to their assistant; "I said a Bud Lite"

            "Ten men in the country could buy the world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat." Will Rogers PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.1 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: EventAggregator

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            The router said to the doctor, "I feel like my data packets are getting lost and there's too much congestion in my network. It's like I'm operating on multiple frequencies, but none efficiently. Can you help me streamline my connections and ensure my signals are strong and clear?

            :) :) :) https://namescluster.com/

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              I would cry WAAAAN!

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              Vasancity Acadamey
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              The router quipped, "I've been feeling a bit disconnected lately, and I'm having trouble staying online." The doctor responded, "Let's check your signals and make sure your connections are strong. We'll have you back to peak performance in no time." It turns out the router just needed a bit of technical "healthcare" to resolve its connectivity issues.

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              • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

                It hurts when IP.

                The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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                Why did the router break up with the computer? It couldn't handle the constant buffering in their relationship!

                Graeme


                "I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee

                “I fear not the man who has practised 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practised one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee.

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                • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

                  It hurts when IP.

                  The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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                  Gary R Wheeler
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                  That what you get for :elephant:ing around in the 'dark web'.

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                    That what you get for :elephant:ing around in the 'dark web'.

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    Richard Andrew x64
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                    Hehe! I'm learning .NET 8 and I came across a list of jokes like that on a page of documentation. The reader is left to find it themselves.

                    The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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