I've heard it all now.

[jochance]

They were writing an article for school on the health benefits of a pESCatarian diet. A bit of confusion had them think ESC should be typed as a single unit with a single key. This was never going well no matter where the key had been located.

[Choroid]

How I knew I was OLD As a hospital Pharmacist we use Calculators to do Pharmacokinetics dosing values This was before I had hand held devices like a Palm Pilot I had a young pharmacy intern and handed her the calculator and said calculate a dose When she used the calculator with a furry just typing with her thumbs I knew I was old When I asked why do you use your thumbs She replied I learned to do that with my Flip Phone