I showed my friends my tool shed. I pointed to my step ladder.

jmaida

I never knew my real ladder. Groaner

"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

pkfox

Don't understand ?

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP

jeron1

You're lucky!

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

jmaida

play on words for step father vs real father like I said groaner

"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

glennPattonPub

Here's your coat!

den2k88

Well, you know the drill...

GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next

charlieg

okay, that's enough.... walking to garage for a 2x4.... :)

Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

TNCaver

I saw what you did there. Don't let the others here rake you over the coals for it.

There are no solutions, only trade-offs.
- Thomas Sowell

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
- Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)

Ron Anders

Is yours a member of the LDS?

PIEBALDconsult

I'm interested in meeting your favorite hoe.

Choroid

I only have a step stool The real one is real $hitty I will get my down jacket now

jmaida

good groaner

"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger