Two mafia enforcers were walking in the woods

[honey the codewitch]

The first one said "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here." The second says "You're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

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[den2k88]

This is a killing joke!

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[Mike Hankey]

I've probably told this before so I'll get my coat ahead of time. A guys hitch hiking and someone picks him up. The hitchhiker asks the driver; "Why did you pick me up?, I could be a serial killer." The driver answers: "What's the odds of two in the same car?"

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[Roger Wright]

That's probably the last thing you want to hear from your hiking partner! :-D

Will Rogers never met me.

[dandy72]

Mike Hankey wrote:

The hitchhiker asks the driver; "Why did you pick me up?, I could be a serial killer." The driver answers: "What's the odds of two in the same car?"

The variation on this I heard is, "I carry my own bomb when I board a plane, I mean, what are the odds that there might be two bombs aboard?"

[Mike Hankey]

Hadn't heard that version.

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[Gary R Wheeler]

... and then John Wick whacked both of them with a piece of chalk.

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