Old Reader's Digest joke
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Person 1: Why do you always answer a question with another question? Person 2: Why not?
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Person 1: Why do you always answer a question with another question? Person 2: Why not?
Reader's Digest was funny once. Then it printed a second joke ... Mind you, I only ever saw it in dentist's waiting rooms, and humour wasn't top of mind at the time. :-D
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Person 1: Why do you always answer a question with another question? Person 2: Why not?
Ah, dad jokes, a bit like ... Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
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Ah, dad jokes, a bit like ... Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
I didn't think that orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected. I saw a burglar kicking in his front door. I asked what are you doing? Working from home. For our anniversary, I told my wife: I will get you diamonds. Nothing would please me more, she said. Well, Ok then.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger
