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Variable Naming Service: Normally $7,000, Less With Coupon

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  • raddevusR Offline
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    raddevus
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    #1

    In light of the article below, you Devs should find my Variable Naming Service extremely affordable.
    I charge only $7,000 to name variables* in your code.

    That integer that you were going to name x, I suggest you name it: xCoord.

    That's a freebie, but the next one is $7,000.
    For a limited time, if you get the coupon, it's only $6,000 per variable.

    • Remember, naming is the hardest problem in coding.

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    Here's the original source article: https://www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/baby-name-taylor-humphrey-21031547.php

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      Saw that. My first thought was that if I had that sort of money, I hope I wouldn't that sort of person to spend money on that sort of thing.

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        jeron1
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        I wonder if Elon Musk has used her services.

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          I wonder if Elon Musk has used her services.

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          honey the codewitch
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          @jeron1 I really doubt Elon Musk has put that much consideration into his kids.

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          • honey the codewitchH honey the codewitch

            @jeron1 I really doubt Elon Musk has put that much consideration into his kids.

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            @honey-the-codewitch If you had 57 kids (or whatever the number is) you'd probably need help in the naming department. LOL

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              @honey-the-codewitch If you had 57 kids (or whatever the number is) you'd probably need help in the naming department. LOL

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              The 57th must be named Heinz.

              (I'll tell you that for nothing.)

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              • raddevusR Offline
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                Your answer is A1...I mean it's the sauce, for sure!!!
                Am I funny yet? 🤓

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                  BOGO?

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