Black Humor
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Sorry for English, I used on-line translation engine This exam shows as professors must adapt if they want to to call pupils attention FINAL MATH EXAM in SECONDARY SCHOOL of the MUSGUEIRA Name:__________________Gang:____________________ 1. Joãozinho has a machine gun AK-47 with porter of 80 bullets. For each gust Joãozinho spends 13 bullets. How many gusts he should make until full unloading the weapon? 2. Jose bought 10 grams of pure cocaine that he mixed up with sodium bicarbonate in the ratio of 4 cocaine parts for 6 parts of bicarbonate. After he sold 6 grams of this mixture to the Joaquin (150 euro per each gram) and sold 16 grams to Bruno (40 euro per each gram). a) Who did buy cocaine more cheap? Bruno or Joaquin? b) How many gram of mixture are left to Jose? c) How much cocaine does this mixture contain? d) Which is the tax of dilution of the mixture? 3. Rui is pimp and has 3 prostitutes to work for him. Each one of them charges customer with 35 euro; from this amount 20 euro she delivers to Rui. How many customers have to take each prostitute to be able to buy for Rui his daily dose of crack in the value of 150 euro? 4. Januário bought 200 grams of heroine. He intends to resell it with a profit of 20% to the cost of the mixture with chalk. Which is the amount of chalk that he has to add? 5. Guillermo receives 500 euro for each stolen BMW, 125 euro for each Japanese car and 250 euro for each 4X4. He already stole 2 BMW and to 3 4X4. How many Japanese cars has he to steal to receive the total amount 2.000 euro? 6. Raul is in prison for 6 years. He received for murder 5000. His wife spends 50 euro from these money every month. How much money will be left to Raul if he came back in 4 years? Suplemental question: how many years he has to spend in prison to claim that "That whore stole all my money"? 7. A can of spray allows to paint a surface with 3 m2. A big letter occupies an area of 0,4 m2. How many big letters could be painted with 3 cans of spray? 8. Heitor enlisted 3 prostitutes for gang. The total number of prostitutes who work for gang equal 27. Which is the percentage of the prostitutes enlisted by the Heitor? 9. During a dispute between gangs Telma released 145 bullets from an automatic pistol and shoot 3 people. What is the effectiveness of her shots? 10. Salvador is imprisoned for selling crack and his pledge is 12.500. If he pays the pledge and service of his lawyer (that he complains 12% of the pledge as honorary) before running away fo
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Sorry for English, I used on-line translation engine This exam shows as professors must adapt if they want to to call pupils attention FINAL MATH EXAM in SECONDARY SCHOOL of the MUSGUEIRA Name:__________________Gang:____________________ 1. Joãozinho has a machine gun AK-47 with porter of 80 bullets. For each gust Joãozinho spends 13 bullets. How many gusts he should make until full unloading the weapon? 2. Jose bought 10 grams of pure cocaine that he mixed up with sodium bicarbonate in the ratio of 4 cocaine parts for 6 parts of bicarbonate. After he sold 6 grams of this mixture to the Joaquin (150 euro per each gram) and sold 16 grams to Bruno (40 euro per each gram). a) Who did buy cocaine more cheap? Bruno or Joaquin? b) How many gram of mixture are left to Jose? c) How much cocaine does this mixture contain? d) Which is the tax of dilution of the mixture? 3. Rui is pimp and has 3 prostitutes to work for him. Each one of them charges customer with 35 euro; from this amount 20 euro she delivers to Rui. How many customers have to take each prostitute to be able to buy for Rui his daily dose of crack in the value of 150 euro? 4. Januário bought 200 grams of heroine. He intends to resell it with a profit of 20% to the cost of the mixture with chalk. Which is the amount of chalk that he has to add? 5. Guillermo receives 500 euro for each stolen BMW, 125 euro for each Japanese car and 250 euro for each 4X4. He already stole 2 BMW and to 3 4X4. How many Japanese cars has he to steal to receive the total amount 2.000 euro? 6. Raul is in prison for 6 years. He received for murder 5000. His wife spends 50 euro from these money every month. How much money will be left to Raul if he came back in 4 years? Suplemental question: how many years he has to spend in prison to claim that "That whore stole all my money"? 7. A can of spray allows to paint a surface with 3 m2. A big letter occupies an area of 0,4 m2. How many big letters could be painted with 3 cans of spray? 8. Heitor enlisted 3 prostitutes for gang. The total number of prostitutes who work for gang equal 27. Which is the percentage of the prostitutes enlisted by the Heitor? 9. During a dispute between gangs Telma released 145 bullets from an automatic pistol and shoot 3 people. What is the effectiveness of her shots? 10. Salvador is imprisoned for selling crack and his pledge is 12.500. If he pays the pledge and service of his lawyer (that he complains 12% of the pledge as honorary) before running away fo
:laugh: Good one!
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Sorry for English, I used on-line translation engine This exam shows as professors must adapt if they want to to call pupils attention FINAL MATH EXAM in SECONDARY SCHOOL of the MUSGUEIRA Name:__________________Gang:____________________ 1. Joãozinho has a machine gun AK-47 with porter of 80 bullets. For each gust Joãozinho spends 13 bullets. How many gusts he should make until full unloading the weapon? 2. Jose bought 10 grams of pure cocaine that he mixed up with sodium bicarbonate in the ratio of 4 cocaine parts for 6 parts of bicarbonate. After he sold 6 grams of this mixture to the Joaquin (150 euro per each gram) and sold 16 grams to Bruno (40 euro per each gram). a) Who did buy cocaine more cheap? Bruno or Joaquin? b) How many gram of mixture are left to Jose? c) How much cocaine does this mixture contain? d) Which is the tax of dilution of the mixture? 3. Rui is pimp and has 3 prostitutes to work for him. Each one of them charges customer with 35 euro; from this amount 20 euro she delivers to Rui. How many customers have to take each prostitute to be able to buy for Rui his daily dose of crack in the value of 150 euro? 4. Januário bought 200 grams of heroine. He intends to resell it with a profit of 20% to the cost of the mixture with chalk. Which is the amount of chalk that he has to add? 5. Guillermo receives 500 euro for each stolen BMW, 125 euro for each Japanese car and 250 euro for each 4X4. He already stole 2 BMW and to 3 4X4. How many Japanese cars has he to steal to receive the total amount 2.000 euro? 6. Raul is in prison for 6 years. He received for murder 5000. His wife spends 50 euro from these money every month. How much money will be left to Raul if he came back in 4 years? Suplemental question: how many years he has to spend in prison to claim that "That whore stole all my money"? 7. A can of spray allows to paint a surface with 3 m2. A big letter occupies an area of 0,4 m2. How many big letters could be painted with 3 cans of spray? 8. Heitor enlisted 3 prostitutes for gang. The total number of prostitutes who work for gang equal 27. Which is the percentage of the prostitutes enlisted by the Heitor? 9. During a dispute between gangs Telma released 145 bullets from an automatic pistol and shoot 3 people. What is the effectiveness of her shots? 10. Salvador is imprisoned for selling crack and his pledge is 12.500. If he pays the pledge and service of his lawyer (that he complains 12% of the pledge as honorary) before running away fo
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Sorry for English, I used on-line translation engine This exam shows as professors must adapt if they want to to call pupils attention FINAL MATH EXAM in SECONDARY SCHOOL of the MUSGUEIRA Name:__________________Gang:____________________ 1. Joãozinho has a machine gun AK-47 with porter of 80 bullets. For each gust Joãozinho spends 13 bullets. How many gusts he should make until full unloading the weapon? 2. Jose bought 10 grams of pure cocaine that he mixed up with sodium bicarbonate in the ratio of 4 cocaine parts for 6 parts of bicarbonate. After he sold 6 grams of this mixture to the Joaquin (150 euro per each gram) and sold 16 grams to Bruno (40 euro per each gram). a) Who did buy cocaine more cheap? Bruno or Joaquin? b) How many gram of mixture are left to Jose? c) How much cocaine does this mixture contain? d) Which is the tax of dilution of the mixture? 3. Rui is pimp and has 3 prostitutes to work for him. Each one of them charges customer with 35 euro; from this amount 20 euro she delivers to Rui. How many customers have to take each prostitute to be able to buy for Rui his daily dose of crack in the value of 150 euro? 4. Januário bought 200 grams of heroine. He intends to resell it with a profit of 20% to the cost of the mixture with chalk. Which is the amount of chalk that he has to add? 5. Guillermo receives 500 euro for each stolen BMW, 125 euro for each Japanese car and 250 euro for each 4X4. He already stole 2 BMW and to 3 4X4. How many Japanese cars has he to steal to receive the total amount 2.000 euro? 6. Raul is in prison for 6 years. He received for murder 5000. His wife spends 50 euro from these money every month. How much money will be left to Raul if he came back in 4 years? Suplemental question: how many years he has to spend in prison to claim that "That whore stole all my money"? 7. A can of spray allows to paint a surface with 3 m2. A big letter occupies an area of 0,4 m2. How many big letters could be painted with 3 cans of spray? 8. Heitor enlisted 3 prostitutes for gang. The total number of prostitutes who work for gang equal 27. Which is the percentage of the prostitutes enlisted by the Heitor? 9. During a dispute between gangs Telma released 145 bullets from an automatic pistol and shoot 3 people. What is the effectiveness of her shots? 10. Salvador is imprisoned for selling crack and his pledge is 12.500. If he pays the pledge and service of his lawyer (that he complains 12% of the pledge as honorary) before running away fo
:laugh: :omg: What the... well, if tit makes them learn, it can't be all bad... WiB wrote: MUSGUEIRA Portugal? WiB wrote: Sorry for English, I used on-line translation engine Doesn't look too bad
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