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    ... Well, basically my hands were itching to start a new thread of my own. It's been a long time... :-D So here's a joke to justify the post. On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined twenty dollars the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined sixty dollars. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of one hundred eighty dollars. Are there any questions?" A male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
    Regards,

    Rohit Sinha

    Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
    - Mother Teresa

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      ... Well, basically my hands were itching to start a new thread of my own. It's been a long time... :-D So here's a joke to justify the post. On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined twenty dollars the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined sixty dollars. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of one hundred eighty dollars. Are there any questions?" A male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
      Regards,

      Rohit Sinha

      Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
      - Mother Teresa

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      Rohit  Sinha wrote: A male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?" :laugh: Very good


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        ... Well, basically my hands were itching to start a new thread of my own. It's been a long time... :-D So here's a joke to justify the post. On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined twenty dollars the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined sixty dollars. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of one hundred eighty dollars. Are there any questions?" A male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
        Regards,

        Rohit Sinha

        Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
        - Mother Teresa

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        Nice one. :-) well worth the bandwidth Regardz Colin J Davies

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          ... Well, basically my hands were itching to start a new thread of my own. It's been a long time... :-D So here's a joke to justify the post. On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined twenty dollars the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined sixty dollars. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of one hundred eighty dollars. Are there any questions?" A male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
          Regards,

          Rohit Sinha

          Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
          - Mother Teresa

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          Steve McLenithan
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          Excellent:laugh:

          Steve McLenithan

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            ... Well, basically my hands were itching to start a new thread of my own. It's been a long time... :-D So here's a joke to justify the post. On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined twenty dollars the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined sixty dollars. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of one hundred eighty dollars. Are there any questions?" A male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
            Regards,

            Rohit Sinha

            Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
            - Mother Teresa

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            :laugh::laugh::laugh: A great way to start Saturday :-D Paul ;)

            Garfield.Bark(); **---Configuration: garfield - Win32 Deworm---** C:\garfield.cpp(9) : error C2039: 'Bark' : is not a member of 'CCat'

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              :laugh::laugh::laugh: A great way to start Saturday :-D Paul ;)

              Garfield.Bark(); **---Configuration: garfield - Win32 Deworm---** C:\garfield.cpp(9) : error C2039: 'Bark' : is not a member of 'CCat'

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              Steve McLenithan
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              Paul van der Walt wrote: start Saturday Damn, and I have to work...

              Steve McLenithan

              <--- The Toaster

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                Paul van der Walt wrote: start Saturday Damn, and I have to work...

                Steve McLenithan

                <--- The Toaster

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                That's a very sad way to spend a Saturday :(( Hope you finish quickly :-D Paul ;)

                Garfield.Bark(); **---Configuration: garfield - Win32 Deworm---** C:\garfield.cpp(9) : error C2039: 'Bark' : is not a member of 'CCat'

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                  That's a very sad way to spend a Saturday :(( Hope you finish quickly :-D Paul ;)

                  Garfield.Bark(); **---Configuration: garfield - Win32 Deworm---** C:\garfield.cpp(9) : error C2039: 'Bark' : is not a member of 'CCat'

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                  Rohit Sinha
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                  I am supposed to be working too, but I am enjoying it immensely. :-D
                  Regards,

                  Rohit Sinha

                  Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
                  - Mother Teresa

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                    That's a very sad way to spend a Saturday :(( Hope you finish quickly :-D Paul ;)

                    Garfield.Bark(); **---Configuration: garfield - Win32 Deworm---** C:\garfield.cpp(9) : error C2039: 'Bark' : is not a member of 'CCat'

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                    Steve McLenithan
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                    Paul van der Walt wrote: Hope you finish quickly Me too:~

                    Steve McLenithan

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                      Paul van der Walt wrote: Hope you finish quickly Me too:~

                      Steve McLenithan

                      <--- The Toaster

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                      Rohit Sinha
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                      Whoa! Easy there! I hope you stay around, while it's your work that gets finished. :~
                      Regards,

                      Rohit Sinha

                      Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
                      - Mother Teresa

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