Funniest jokes.
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Two guys walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.:omg:
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Good one, here's another :-
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked. The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, She said, "'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man."
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Is this really a joke :~ Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach
Smitha Vijayan wrote: Is this really a joke Yup, didn't you get it? Nish :eek:
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Is that a joke ? Regardz Colin J Davies
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Tube light :-O Took some time :) Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach
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Smitha Vijayan wrote: Is this really a joke Yup, didn't you get it? Nish :eek:
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Got it now :) Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach
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Good one, here's another :-
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked. The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, She said, "'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man."
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LOL...Good one! Smitha You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach
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Good one, here's another :-
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked. The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, She said, "'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man."
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You really shouldn't let Smitha dominate you like that Nish. Stand up, be a man, take out the garbage already. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?
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You really shouldn't let Smitha dominate you like that Nish. Stand up, be a man, take out the garbage already. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Miszou wrote: I have read the entire internet. on how boring his day was. Crikey! ain't life grand?
Paul Watson wrote: You really shouldn't let Smitha dominate you like that Nish. Stand up, be a man, take out the garbage already. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Nish
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An American, a French man and a Jew walk into a bar. The bar keeper asks, "Is this a joke?" Nish
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Always smile, because you never know who has fallen in love with it
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Always smile, because you never know who has fallen in love with it
:laugh::laugh: I haven't heard that one before. The kindest thing you can do for a stupid person, and for the gene pool, is to let him expire of his own dumb choices. [Roger Wright on stupid people] We're like private member functions [John Theal on R&D]
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:laugh::laugh: I haven't heard that one before. The kindest thing you can do for a stupid person, and for the gene pool, is to let him expire of his own dumb choices. [Roger Wright on stupid people] We're like private member functions [John Theal on R&D]
William Shakepeare walks into a pub.... ...and the landlord says. "Get out you're barred!".... [read it out loud] ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Shaun Austin: .NET Specialist. Spreading the word of .NET to the world... well the UK... well my tiny corner of it!! :-D
