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    MS le Roux
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    From FARK: Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants".[^] Some pretty funny stuff.

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      From FARK: Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants".[^] Some pretty funny stuff.

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      Roger Wright
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      :laugh::laugh: "It was little Cindy Lou Who, who was no more than two. She stared at the Grinch and said 'Santy Claus, why? Why are you taking our underpants? Why?'" "Your village called -
      They're missing their idiot."

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        From FARK: Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants".[^] Some pretty funny stuff.

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        Terry ONolley
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        Brad Pitt quote: "DON'T move you Pinoccio-L00King underpants!" (also a clue to the only still-unanswered MTQ)


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          From FARK: Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants".[^] Some pretty funny stuff.

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          Daniel Turini
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          "Free as in 'free speech', not as in 'free underpants'" Trying to make bits uncopyable is like trying to make water not wet. -- Bruce Schneier By the way, dog_spawn isn't a nickname - it is my name with an underscore instead of a space. -- dog_spawn

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            From FARK: Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants".[^] Some pretty funny stuff.

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            Ian Darling
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            So we would be "The Underpants Project"? Presumably the project is to find some for Bob :-D -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

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              From FARK: Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants".[^] Some pretty funny stuff.

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              Lost User
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              "Gone with the underpants" :doh: The tigress is here :-D

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                From FARK: Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants".[^] Some pretty funny stuff.

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                Tom Archer
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                I wanted to put in some quotes, but the site is waaay flaky to deal with: From Sunset Blvd: Joe Gillis: You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big. Norma Desmond: I *am* big. It's the *underpants* that got small. Norma Desmond: All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my underpants. Max Von Mayerling: She was the greatest of them all. You wouldn't know, you're too young. In one week she received 17,000 fan letters. Men bribed her hairdresser to get a lock of her hair. There was a maharajah who came all the way from India to beg one of her underpants. Later he strangled himself with it! Cheers, Tom Archer Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. * Inside C# -Second Edition * Visual C++.NET Bible * Extending MFC Applications with the .NET Framework

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                  "Gone with the underpants" :doh: The tigress is here :-D

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                  Ian Darling
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                  Trollslayer wrote: "Gone with the underpants" "Underpants, my dear, I don't give a damn!" -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

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                    From FARK: Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants".[^] Some pretty funny stuff.

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                    Chris Meech
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                    Boy... fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through underpants. Man does that one bring back some scary ugly memories. But I loved that movie. Chris Meech It's much easier to get rich telling people what they want to hear. Chistopher Duncan I can't help getting older, but I refuse to grow up. Roger Wright I've been meaning to change my sig. Thanks! Alvaro Mendez We're more like a hobbiest in a Home Depot drooling at all the shiny power tools, rather than a craftsman that makes the chair to an exacting level of comfort by measuring the customer's butt. Marc Clifton

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                      From FARK: Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants".[^] Some pretty funny stuff.

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                      Colin Angus Mackay
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                      Here are some.... Back to the Future: "Great Scott! Marty, we have to get you back to the underpants" Star Trek (1960s): "Kirk to underpants" Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: Spock: "I have been, and always will be, your underpants" Star Trek V: The Final Frontier: Scotty: "I know this ship like the back of my underpants" Klunk of head on bulkhead, Scotty falls unconcious. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Underpants Crewman to Sulu: "But Sir, if we go any faster we'll fly the underpants apeart". Sulu: "Then fly them apart then!" Star Trek The Next Generation: Best of Both Worlds Part I&II: "I am underpants of Borg." Star Trek Generations: Picard to Guinan: "What is this Underpants?" Star Trek First Contact: Data to Picard: "How does touching the underpants make more real than it was before?" Matrix: The Oracle to Neo: "Do you think you are the unerpants, Neo?" Matrix Reloaded: "Neo's doing his underpants thing again" Matrix Revolutions: "The underpants don't balance" --Colin Mackay--

                      "In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength but perseverance." (H. Jackson Brown) Enumerators in .NET: See how to customise foreach loops with C#

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                        Here are some.... Back to the Future: "Great Scott! Marty, we have to get you back to the underpants" Star Trek (1960s): "Kirk to underpants" Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: Spock: "I have been, and always will be, your underpants" Star Trek V: The Final Frontier: Scotty: "I know this ship like the back of my underpants" Klunk of head on bulkhead, Scotty falls unconcious. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Underpants Crewman to Sulu: "But Sir, if we go any faster we'll fly the underpants apeart". Sulu: "Then fly them apart then!" Star Trek The Next Generation: Best of Both Worlds Part I&II: "I am underpants of Borg." Star Trek Generations: Picard to Guinan: "What is this Underpants?" Star Trek First Contact: Data to Picard: "How does touching the underpants make more real than it was before?" Matrix: The Oracle to Neo: "Do you think you are the unerpants, Neo?" Matrix Reloaded: "Neo's doing his underpants thing again" Matrix Revolutions: "The underpants don't balance" --Colin Mackay--

                        "In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength but perseverance." (H. Jackson Brown) Enumerators in .NET: See how to customise foreach loops with C#

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                        Stefan Pedersen
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                        Colin Angus Mackay wrote: Matrix: The Oracle to Neo: "Do you think you are the unerpants, Neo?" And ofcourse: Mr.Anderson. What good are underpants if you cannot speak? And if the paths that I have followed/have tread against the flow/there is no need for sorrow I am coming home Return, Crüxshadows

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                          Colin Angus Mackay wrote: Matrix: The Oracle to Neo: "Do you think you are the unerpants, Neo?" And ofcourse: Mr.Anderson. What good are underpants if you cannot speak? And if the paths that I have followed/have tread against the flow/there is no need for sorrow I am coming home Return, Crüxshadows

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                          Vikram A Punathambekar
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                          Stefan Pedersen wrote: Mr.Anderson. What good are underpants if you cannot speak? :laugh: How about "Mr. Anderson, what good are your underpants if you cannot pee?"*. * Bad joke. Vikram.


                          "And above all, watch with glittering eyes the world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it." - Rohald Dahl. Shameless plug: http://www.geocities.com/vpunathambekar Prodly putting Coimbatore on the map of CP!

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                            From FARK: Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants".[^] Some pretty funny stuff.

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                            Colin Angus Mackay
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                            Got some more: Monty Python's: Life of Underpants Monty Python's: Search for the Holy Underpants The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Underpants Clockwork Underpants Underpants are not the only fruit Underpantspotting Caleçon Rouge :-D Honey I shrunk the Underpants Beauty and the Underpants The Underpants King Pirates of the Underpants Willy Wonka and the Underpants Factory The Underpants Job An Underpant to Far The Great Underpants Planes, Trains and Underpants. Me, Myself and Underpants Ace Ventura: Underpant Detective The Hunt For Red Underpants The League of Extraordinary Underpants Much Ado about Underpants Underpants in Love Four Weddings and some Underpants Underpants called Wanda Underpants Actually Muriel's Underpants The Underpants of Madison County Slightly OT as it is a TV Show: Who's underpants is it anyway? --Colin Mackay--

                            "In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength but perseverance." (H. Jackson Brown) Enumerators in .NET: See how to customise foreach loops with C#

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                              Ravi Bhavnani
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                              My momma always said, life's like a box of underpants. You never know what you're gonna get. /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                                Jim Stewart
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                                Patton is full of great quotes for this game... Patton: Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your underpants! Patton: The Nazis are the enemy! Wade into them! Spill *their* blood! Shoot *them* in the underpants! Patton: They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry pearl-handled underpants. Patton: When you put your hand into a bunch of underpants that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. General Omar N. Bradley: There's one big difference between you and me, George. I do this job because I've been trained to do it. You do it because you love underpants. Patton: You want to know why this outfit got the hell kicked out of it? A blind man could spot it. They don't act like underpants; they don't look like underpants; why should they be expected to fight like underpants? Patton: We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on our underpants. Patton: In about fifteen minutes, we're going to start turning these boys into fanatics - razors. They'll lose their fear of the Germans. I only hope to God they never lose their fear of underpants. Soldier Who Gets Slapped: It's my underpants, sir. I just can't stand the shelling anymore. Patton: Your underpants? Why hell, you're just a goddamn coward. Patton: "Underpants". That's the first time anyone's ever applied that word to me.

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                                  Rohit Sinha
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                                  After running 5 miles, Underpants and puffs. Regards, Rohit Sinha Browsy

                                  Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person. - Mother Teresa

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                                    From FARK: Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants".[^] Some pretty funny stuff.

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                                    These are my underpants. There are many like them. But these are mine. Soylent Green. It's made of underpants! Pay no attention to the man behind the underpants! Do I amuse you? Am I underpants? ClickPic | ImgSource | CheeseWeasle

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                                      Boy... fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through underpants. Man does that one bring back some scary ugly memories. But I loved that movie. Chris Meech It's much easier to get rich telling people what they want to hear. Chistopher Duncan I can't help getting older, but I refuse to grow up. Roger Wright I've been meaning to change my sig. Thanks! Alvaro Mendez We're more like a hobbiest in a Home Depot drooling at all the shiny power tools, rather than a craftsman that makes the chair to an exacting level of comfort by measuring the customer's butt. Marc Clifton

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                                      Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                                      Shouldn't your sig(s) have been: It's much easier to get underpants telling people what they want to hear. Chistopher Duncan I can't help getting underpants, but I refuse to grow up. Roger Wright I've been meaning to change my underpants. Thanks! Alvaro Mendez We're more like a hobbiest in a Home Depot drooling at all the shiny underpants. , rather than a craftsman that makes the chair to an exacting level of comfort by measuring the customer's butt_Marc Clifton_ Yours, tongue-firmly-in-cheek ly, Iain.

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