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That's blonde joke of the day, in case you were wondering. It's for anyone who hasn't clicked on the recent excellent links to the chasing daisy blog (thanks you guys who linked to it, it's one of the best blogs I've seen yet) A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." and with a sigh... "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." Debbie
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That's blonde joke of the day, in case you were wondering. It's for anyone who hasn't clicked on the recent excellent links to the chasing daisy blog (thanks you guys who linked to it, it's one of the best blogs I've seen yet) A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." and with a sigh... "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." Debbie
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That's blonde joke of the day, in case you were wondering. It's for anyone who hasn't clicked on the recent excellent links to the chasing daisy blog (thanks you guys who linked to it, it's one of the best blogs I've seen yet) A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." and with a sigh... "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." Debbie
Sorry if this is a repost.. :-D Can you imagine how to order a pizza in Pizza HUT in the year of 2020. so this how it would be ... Order Pizza in 2020 Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." Customer : "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer : "It's eh..., hold on...... 6102049998-45-54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 7645 2302 and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir? Customer : "Home! Wow,..how did you get all my phone numbers?" Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer : "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer : "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer : "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" Customer : "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" Customer : "OK I give up... Give me three family siz ones then, how much will that cost? Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99 Customer : "Can I pay by credit card?" Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir. Customer : "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer : "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..." Customer : " Wat !" Operator : "According to the details in system , you own a Scooter, registration number B3337BZ..." Customer : " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*" Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?" Customer : ...... [Speechless] Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer : "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of col
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That's blonde joke of the day, in case you were wondering. It's for anyone who hasn't clicked on the recent excellent links to the chasing daisy blog (thanks you guys who linked to it, it's one of the best blogs I've seen yet) A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." and with a sigh... "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." Debbie
What do you call 20 blondes locked in a freezer? Frosted flakes! Cheers, Tom Archer Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. * Inside C# -Second Edition * Visual C++.NET Bible * Extending MFC Applications with the .NET Framework
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That's blonde joke of the day, in case you were wondering. It's for anyone who hasn't clicked on the recent excellent links to the chasing daisy blog (thanks you guys who linked to it, it's one of the best blogs I've seen yet) A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." and with a sigh... "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." Debbie
Given that I'm a blonde, it's a good thing my skin has thickened while my hair has thinned. :laugh:
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What do you call 20 blondes locked in a freezer? Frosted flakes! Cheers, Tom Archer Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. * Inside C# -Second Edition * Visual C++.NET Bible * Extending MFC Applications with the .NET Framework
hoooo that's bad ... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hope you're a fast runner ...
Maximilien Lincourt "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with backup tapes." ("Computer Networks" by Andrew S Tannenbaum )
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hoooo that's bad ... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hope you're a fast runner ...
Maximilien Lincourt "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with backup tapes." ("Computer Networks" by Andrew S Tannenbaum )
Maximilien wrote: hope you're a fast runner ... Actually, I'm blonde so I can say these jokes without repurcussions :) Cheers, Tom Archer Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. * Inside C# -Second Edition * Visual C++.NET Bible * Extending MFC Applications with the .NET Framework