I think Paul Allen is last low on the right

Here's one that got me out of a similar slump. http://www.userfriendly.org/ There is an archive with all the strips

If the Sun's (hugely popular uk tabloid) is to be believed, the real thrill is to see who gets to (ahem) 'stab' who first. Excuse the crudity, but it has been a long day :-