while I certainly like the chemists approach (I am dirty by nature ;)) I would humbly suggest ... That is an engineering problem ! You just have to reach the smoking-hot naked woman in one single step ;) or maybe roll, jump, drive or cycle the way ;) Or is it simple the problem of a poet ? Saying something beautiful that will bring her to you ? Okay enough gibberish from me - I will shut up and hmm take a jump to my beautifull girlfriend on the couch :)