I'll have to remember that one. "Quick, I'm drowning!!!" And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

:laugh::laugh: And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

:laugh: Then you found out you where actually a cowboy...? And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

In an old, musty saloon in Southwest Texas, an old rough and ready cowboy with a dirty Stetson, well-worn boots and faded Levis, sits with a glass and a half empty bottle of "Red Eye". A beautiful young thing comes in and sits right beside him. She looks him over and asks, "Are you a real cowboy?" He looks back at her and says, "I get up at the crack of dawn, saddle an old horse, round up longhorns, corral doggies, rope and brand calves, eat dust from moving herds, live on half-baked beans and bad coffee 365 days a year. Yeah, I'm a real cowboy. Are you a real model?" "No," she says. "I'm a lesbian. I wake up in the morning thinking how empty my bed looks without a sweet young, naked girlish body lying next to me. I bathe wishing there was a young nubile body in there with me that I could rub with soap. I go to breakfast thinking of pert little boobs and nice flat tummies that I could massage. I spend the whole day thinking of nude girls and naked mature women.. Yes, I'm a real lesbian." So she says goodbye and departs. An hour later a pair of tourists sit down next to the old cowpoke and ask, "Are you a real cowboy?" He looks at them and says, "I always thought so until an hour ago, then I found out I was a lesbian." And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

Sorry, the thought was so overwhelming, my math and verbalisation skills were left by the wayside:-O And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

I qoute: "Thanks God it doesn't increase 10 times in size, it would be hard to walk on three legs";P And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

Hmmm, let's see that is 1m82 divided by ten - :omg: And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

Uhm...just how tall are you?:-D And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

Thank you:-D And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

Do you know what it is called? _ttof? _wtof? And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

I'm just curious. There seems to be no float/double version of the _wtoi(wide-character string to an integer) function. Is there such a function and if not why?:confused: And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

click me[^] And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

Will do something about it right now!!:-O well hell doesn't want you and heaven is full. Tom Waits

Paul Watson wrote: Must be South African Afrikaans:rolleyes: well hell doesn't want you and heaven is full. Tom Waits

As long as I get to eat some of the steak afterwards I have no problem substituting Valentines day with "Steak & Blowjob Day.". :cool: And the living obscurely rejoice at the news of a death, in the knowledge that it's not us, that we are still in the game. Andrew Greig

Black Cat wrote: At least with C++ we have memory leaks! Only the brave deserve to leak... well hell doesn't want you and heaven is full. Tom Waits

At least with C++ we know WHAT memory leaks are! well hell doesn't want you and heaven is full. Tom Waits

I thought they where amazing pics. Thanks:) well hell doesn't want you and heaven is full. Tom Waits

Ooooh, I've never tried that before.:eek: You just made a certain headfone's night.:laugh: well hell doesn't want you and heaven is full. Tom Waits

Thank you:laugh: well hell doesn't want you and heaven is full. Tom Waits