This is a real programmer!lol!!You have just been employed! :laugh:
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Are you Lazy?:laugh:
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Are you Lazy?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Are you Lazy?I'm not sure it's the same thing.It looks like the chicken and egg problem. :)
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Are you Lazy?the Purpose of punctuation.is to Distract the readER.#LMAO
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Are you Lazy?#LMAO!
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Are you Lazy?That's great.I noticed programmers are those who's minds can't rest till they solve all the problems;get all the answers.But it turns out that once you are put on a task, laziness sets in,procrastination, till dateline arrives then you stumble on it and rush to finish the task;which you always do. Is that laziness?You may find yourself in this rank! :)
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Are you Lazy?Are you a programmer because you are Lazy? OR because you are Lazy you are a programmer(default).:confused: :doh: ?
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I have been wondering why the programmer did what he did!A computer programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on the airplane. The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The engineer just wants to sleep, so he politely declines, turns away, and tries to sleep. The programmer persists, saying that it's a real easy game. He explains, "I ask a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to sleep. The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "O.K., if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5; and if I don't know the answer, I pay you $50!" That gets the engineer's attention, so he agrees to play the game. The programmer asks the first questions. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The engineer doesn't say a word, and just hands the programmer $5. Now it's the engineer's turn. He asks the programmer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?" The programmer looks at him with a puzzled expression, takes out his laptop computer, looks through all his references, and after about an hour wakes the engineer and hands the engineer $50. The engineer politely takes the $50, turns away, and tries to return to sleep. The programmer, a little miffed, asks, "Well, what's the answer to the question?" Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands $5 to the programmer, turns away, and returns to sleep
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I am XP SP2 addict!@John Simmons, I find myself lucky here for I always skip the doctors prescription ;).Thanks any ways,it may come handy someday(not for me though!).
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I am XP SP2 addict!ok!.I may try windows 7, then I would have to upgrade this oldlady. The Lounge seems a nice place,thanks for the suggestions and I particularly appreciate the quick responses. Cheers!!!!!!!
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I am XP SP2 addict!You are right to judge, you tasted them both.I just instinctively judge I should never leave XP from the bad experience Vista has given me.
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I am XP SP2 addict!I still hail this OS as the best for me.It gives me all I need.