Developer Profile Unencumbered by any solid experience this will suit recent graduates in particular. However any developer who is partial to pseudo-scientific new fads can easliy embrace this. Feeling of general superiority is not a must but would be a distinct advantage. Sense of humour and humility not required. Key Skills Advanced patronising of out-dated (i.e. working) dinosaur programmers. An inability to learn from the past or recognise any achievements in previous approaches essential. Extreme arrogance, enthusiasm to develop pseudo scientific BS terminology which any non BS developer can't take the time, or be bothered, to learn. Ability to create online cliques which reinforce sense of superiority with in-depth BS navel gazing. Key Phrases Keep it complicated Let them eat Lambdas I believe I have all the attributes of a rockstar programmer (e.g. no fans, no-one knows you, kids look down on you, etc) Another tool for the tool box!!