Why and for what should I be ashamed here? I've been able to pay my bills and live a good life with it all these years.

Is this question really serious? Someone who can ask such a banal question has time for other things in life. It gets even worse when the questioner also has the time to read the answers. Then this someone has too much time to spare. Ergo, such a question would not have to be asked. P.S. Yes, I have time to answer such nonsense.

Two things. First, when it gets hot enough, you can make fried egg yolks on it. Second, good joke for the first of April.