Keith Barrow wrote:

I've yet to read an emetic tale of morality/inspiration here

What about everyone of my posts? They should all give you inspiration.

:doh:

Yeah sorry must have missed the movie reference, all I know is when I play with my 6 year-old he always wins with laser gun.

mark merrens wrote:

Again, disagree: supposing Bobo the clown died: who do you expect to turn up at the funeral if not a bunch of clowns?

Genuinely PMSL. :thumbsup:

I'm also quite smashed on drink(and others) . The next hour or so might be fun here.

My 6-year-old son plays with the laser gun version. Laser gun beats everything,. only he is allowed the laser gun. I haven't won Rock-Paper-Scissors-Laser Gun for 6 years now. :sigh:

Abhinav S wrote:

"Water defeats its opponent the rock by flowing around it".

Paper beats rock, not got the hang of this game yet have you.

ChrisElston wrote:

nor who made it.

I'm so taking that as a compliment, but know on the face of it it probably isn't.

Michael Martin wrote:

No you don't understand butt monkey. This is The Lounge. We don't do serious and we don't give a faarrrkkkk if you are put out.
 
You come here, pot something, if we care we reply nicely, the rest of the time we take the piss, you Yanks have to hang around for a long time to understand how this piss taking works.
 
As for me, read back a few days, you will find I have unofficial (and really official, but Chris doesn't like o admit it) approval to sea in The Lounge. Go back far enough and you may learn all bout the origin of the Elephant.
 
Now Elephant off Sunshine.

This needcs to replace the current Lounge rules at the top of the page. Explains the Lounge more accurately than the KSS rule/. no flame wars blurb. In fact I'm heading over to Sugs and Bugs now.

:thumbsup: Yep.

An American complaining about people not using English correctly. Just when I thought i had seen it all.

U American plz stop critizing my peoples English when it is your country fault for not sending enough aid this year to fund our nuclear program the teachings of English in our schools. The problem is so bad that next year we will be as bad as fRance for illitracy in English amongst our teachers. Please realise everything is the fault of the West, we were happy living in the stoneage to you came along with your 'progress'.

St James Park is famous for fat men going shirtless in the winter, although I have seen men at FP shirtless and I expect you see it at most grounds, the geordies are famous for it because of the chill-factor.

As a Caveat I would like to add that proof that men in possesion of tits will allow them to be seen andappreciated by a wider audience can be obtained on any Matchday at St. James Park in January.

My favourite thing in the world, even more than bacon, is tits. Big ones, small ones, lop-sided ones it don't matter,. but Do I own any? No. Why? Because blooldy woman have got a monolopy on them thats why. They own them all! They've even got two each, if they just kept one there would be enough to go round, no-one misses out. Anyway about to start an e-petition, hope you all sign, share the tits.