I have a blackberry curve that i use for e-mail and internet mostly. Rarely if ever do I call anyone on it. If I could buy a device that wasn't a phone I'd be happy to pay just 30 bills a month for net access with it.

Having studied several different forms of close quarter combat systems I can tell you the stuff is no joke. Do you need to be ultra flexible and supper fast? no but it helps. In the end short simple moves work every time. I've trained my kids to go after the soft targets, eyes, ears, nose, throat, groin. Even a small child can inflict sever damage to these areas if properly instructed. Plus the human body can be taken apart quite easily if you know how. The collar bone will break with just ~5lbs of pressure. You can generate sufficient power with just your thumb to snap someones wrist regardless of how muscular they are. ~80lbs of pressure to the outside of an attackers knee will pop the sucker apart. so on and so on. Oh and I can kill someone at 100 yards with my penis, I thought everyone could...