> "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?" Of course, the only correct answer to that one (to quote the wise Al Bundy) is "no, it's the fat that makes you look fat".

But we can expect those not directly affected to maintain some sort of mental discipline and resist re-posting, espcially this close to the original message, "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 ----- "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001