Hopefully you would not need the machine, even if you had all that. This joke, on the other hand,... At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

I nearly spit on my monitor with that one! If it moves, compile it

Made me grin - better than most of the jokes we get here! Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

An ICBN (intercontinental ballistic nun)? At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

Ra-one wrote: Kilt is any short, pleated skirt, especially a tartan wraparound, as that worn by men in the Scottish Highlands Scotish tourist spots. FIFY You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

That's not true. Like all talent, being a bitch was something she was born with and only realized how to bring it out late in life. Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

Take your pick. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011) "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

Then I doubt the legs have never met. :laugh: Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

:thumbsup: Brilliant :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

:thumbsup: If it moves, compile it

Ancient but always funny. "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

It depends on where the joke was modified last. The Usians pick on the Poles. The English picks on the Irish, Welch, Scots, French or Germans depending on whether the subject is booze, sheep, money, war or humor. The Swedes picks on the Norwegians and vice versa. The Dutch and French picks on the Belgians. The Germans picks on everyone including themselves. And everyone picks on priests and lawyers. Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

heh, funniest thing I ever saw was a Chihuahua trying to get it on with a Great Dane... give the little guy credit for optimism...