Aaaaaargh, my eyes!

I'd like to become a customs border guard, if only to watch banned movies.

So I've been a regular reader of CP for ages, and lurked for the most part. That was until today, when I realised that "Chris Maunder" != "Chris Marauder", the latter being how I always read it. I'm very disappointed, both in my poor reading ability, and in the fact that our noble leader is not in fact named for a mercenary. Sorry Chris!

I built in a hard limit to a VB6 app I originally wrote in 1999, which wouldn't work past 31 December 2007. Then I had to issue a fast upgrade on 1 January 2008. Yes, I didn't think I'd still be supporting it eight years later. Edit: I can't tell decades apart, apparently.

I know two Dylans born on the same day in the same year, and who know each other: 3 May 1977.

I use a free program called IZarc. It does everything, for free. "If you break a crumb in half, you have two crumbs." - George Carlin