Gah! You needed that goto for the "Goto Hell" Achievement! I remember when goto and gosub/return were the ONLY way to get around in your program flow, how times have changed!

You know you're a power-mad sysadmin... ...When the BOFH reads like your biography!

I liked the idea of the destination racing in and suddenly stopping in front of the ship. But to top it off, I would have the ship fire it's sub-light engines, move forward a small amount, then the destination and ship both go suddenly racing away again.