I'm not a fan of dangerous sports.

I must admit though, I do dislike changes that save some smartypants in Redmond from typing a couple of keystrokes and completely change the look and feel of the language.

They will use it to design icons...

I'd prefer to see the words "fixes" and "bugs"

When I read "I altered the build script" I was hoping for some genius tip on improving the build time.

Let's just hope someone on the team knows what a pointer is, eh?

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an object of unspeakable complexity, one that changes its appearance depending on how it is probed

" Uh, I may have worked on this software team in the past

I'm disappointed it's not 747 satellites.

Wait til the first update...

Isn't that just the next step after making customers do beta testing? Now we've got to fix the bugs ourselves.

Prioritised over fixing bugs, no doubt.

Sounds like a good tool for a Unified Programming System. You could make great F* UPS.

passwordpasswordpassword it is then.

Having read your comment, I watchedendured it for as long as I could stand. You are right - it is painful.

First create the "problem", then create the "solution"...

Updat

He's entering for Miss World now?

Hey, it warned you about the crash. What more do you want?

"Looks like a bunch of new ways to write less READABLE code"

I remember when SD Times was a heavyweight software journal.