Brent Lamborn wrote:

-A boss who used to program 30 years ago

Don'cha just LOVE them :|

My predecessor was from India and used some kind of Farsi-derivative language for variable/class/namespace declarations. If that isn't bad enough, he wrote virtually everything in VBScript: ASP.NET pages with embedded VBScript; JSP pages with VBScript embedded in client-side script blocks; PHP pages with VBScript embedded in client-side script blocks; C# desktop applications that rely on external .vbs scripts; etc. After 2 years, I only have 17 more apps to rebuild, then this'll be the greatest job ever.