IBM - I've Been Moved

F'd over rebuilt Dodge - don't forget that one

No, I work for a contractor at a utility company.

CRM - Constantly Requires Maintenance ISM (a wonderfully crappy tool from IBM that you have hopefully never had to use) - I S*&t Myself - because it s%&ts itself all the time. Lotus Notes = Blotus Notes

Also, despite the stickers or screws that warn warranty void if opened, that is not true. Legally, they have to prove that your opening and modifying the device caused it to fail. If I replace the battery in my phone and the screen goes out, then the screen is covered because obviously the two are unrelated. As far as the star screw with the stub in the middle, a drill bit can take care of that. Actually, a screw extractor can take care of any security screw, just have the right sized one on hand to replace it.