This is the eeeeeeeeeeasy way: Go to the wine store and buy 5 liters of wine. Drink it within 30 minutes. But one word of caution. In case you still look at codes, don't look at VB.NET, you might start to throw up. If you have to look at coding, make sure it is C#.NET - but nothing will make sense. It will all appear to look like Linux when being sober. You will also relax the next day, or better said you will have no choice but to relax.