The Back Room

Paul Watson wrote: if (Women.ThatTimeOfMonth == true){ Man.InitiateAvoidancePatterns();} if (Women.ThatTimeOfMonth == true){ Man = null;} Alice thought that running very fast for a long time would get you to somewhere else. " A very slow kind of country!" said the queen. "Now, here , you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place".

David Wulff wrote: I can't remember a sodding thing after I left the house Lucky sod. I wish I could forget even just half of the stuff I have been up to while out on the town... David Wulff wrote: one Boddingtons And whats wrong with Boddingtons? Nice stuff if you ask me :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Tim Smith wrote: Over here in the third world of humor (a.k.a. BBC America), peterchen wrote: We should petition microsoft to a "target=_Paul" attribute.

How about God Awful Code? I mean, we are talking Microsoft here... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)

What is your hardware setup? Is it a modem? What OS are you running? Michael :-) "Eureka" is Greek for "This bath is too hot"

Roger Wright wrote: before the flamethrower crews arrived. I couldn't rent them. Somebody said that someone was using them over at slashdot :) -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179 Could you Would you with a goat? - Dr Suess

Not your fault - my sense of humour has no parallel on this planet. My poor wife. [Explanation: typically I leave out one critical part of the thread which allows anyone on this planet to find it funny - it is entirely unintentional but means that the joke is lost. cf: http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.asp?msg=207602#xx207602xx Posting your reply on another similar content of thread started today .. oh never mind ...:-O:-O ] Alice thought that running very fast for a long time would get you to somewhere else. " A very slow kind of country!" said the queen. "Now, here , you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place".

Brian Delahunty wrote: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon [I hope thats the title] was a lot better with subtitles then it was dubbed.. I suppose there are always exceptions That is the case with 99% of all anime as well. James

Lol... :-D Mazdak wrote: like me (too good to be true) hmmmm... I suppose we'll just take your word on that one!! ;-P "When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9

Shog9 wrote: Wish You Were Here I believe its the best one too. I don't like the albumes that they give without Roger Waters.Something missed in them. :) Mazy "The more I search, the more my need For you, The more I bless, the more I bleed For you."The Outlaw Torn-Metallica

David Wulff wrote: It was okay for the first half of the first question, then it all went downhill. There were some weird questions I thought, ones that took a bit of a different perspective to what we'd covered in class. David Wulff wrote: Yep, well I have my two final AQA papers on Monday (Computing). Good luck!! (B'ah, luck wont come into it I'm sure) Good luck to you too, though I'm sure you'll be fine. Hell, if you can write a forum system in ASP you can answer questions like 'what is the Internet' I'm sure :). Best of luck anyway, and I'll see you on the other side :)! -- Andrew.

I loved the second one - saving the first one for later!!! Alice thought that running very fast for a long time would get you to somewhere else. " A very slow kind of country!" said the queen. "Now, here , you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place".

Mary had a little lamb, she put it in a bucket, and every time the lamb got out her bulldog tried to put it back in again ;) Steve T.

Jeremy Falcon wrote: Psst! Is now the best time to remind you I played football in high school? *grin* You were obviously more than that though, or you would not be here. Jeremy Falcon wrote: Accepting the differences is about the best we can do. You're right, of course. Christian I am completely intolerant of stupidity. Stupidity is, of course, anything that doesn't conform to my way of thinking. - Jamie Hale - 29/05/2002

You're right in a way but what's going to stop a group of determined wankers in a room having an orgy unless they are already spent:)

Michael Martin wrote: It's only natural "Natural." What a quaint little idea. -Domenic Denicola- [CPUA 0x1337] MadHamster Creations "I was born human. But this was an accident of fate - a condition merely of time and place. I believe it's something we have the power to change..."

No problem:) You can translate them and pass them on to us! Good one, Mazy:-D Let's Put The Fun Back In Dysfunctional! - My Darts Team T-shirt

Jeremy Falcon wrote: Nope, but you are right. It was a stand-up routine by Eddie Murphy that went by the name Delerious here in Australia. In one joke his mother has hit him with her shoe when he eats ice cream off the floor. As he skulks his way back to his room crying he chokes out 'I hope she gets hit by a truck and dies'. I loved the quote as I and I think all kids think stuff like this when they are really in trouble from their parents. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "In Summer, I like to dance naked on the roof to celebrate the event of the temperature finally falling below 40C (usually about midnight). But the neighbors have lately taken up the habit of staying up late. And looking up, at times, from their dreary, pointless lives..." - Roger Wright 15/05/2002

Mauricio Ritter wrote: Don´t you hate when the entire universe seams to be conspiring against you No, at least the universe cares about you! Far from just being a particle of dust Mauricio Ritter wrote: WHERE IS THE DAMN PAPER THAT I NEED TO GET MY MONEY ! A tidy well organized gf could help here.. :rose: & good luck - I know the pain It's hard to scratch your ass when you sit on it.   [sighist]

Now I get it! I found out by searching Google :) Best regards, Alexandru Savescu