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Ahhh...NET SEND...

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    A while ago a friend of mine working on another project enabled the NET SENDs so MSSQL Server could send him messages... Today, while working on the client machine through Terminal Services, all of a sudden he saw the pop-up: "you stupid pig" It was broadcast to the whole network...one of the users discovered the neat little NET SEND feature I guess. I LITERALLY ROTFL'd...:laugh:

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      A while ago a friend of mine working on another project enabled the NET SENDs so MSSQL Server could send him messages... Today, while working on the client machine through Terminal Services, all of a sudden he saw the pop-up: "you stupid pig" It was broadcast to the whole network...one of the users discovered the neat little NET SEND feature I guess. I LITERALLY ROTFL'd...:laugh:

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      Jim Crafton
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      Yeah "net send *" is kind of neat :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!

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        Yeah "net send *" is kind of neat :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!

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        "net send * Press Ctrl-Alt-Del for an important network message" and then watch how many people on your internal IM contacts list sign off. Damn those spammers who forced most networks to disable net send :( regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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