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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Yep - never saw a house cat retrieve a duck, herd cattle, or tear a burglar's arm off... ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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    Ed Poore
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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    Yep - never saw a house cat retrieve a duck, herd cattle, or tear a burglar's arm off...

    :laugh: Talking of cats, the type of rabbit we had as a pet (Netherland dwarf), used to occassionally kill cats. My parents had some in the States and one day a cat had taken one of the babies, the male, who stayed outside in the garden then killed the cat during the night. Embarrasing when you had to tell the neighbours how their cat died.

    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    tear a burglar's arm off...

    You've gotta watch those little snappers :) Best I've heard of is my father's Lab who used to kill moles by listening to them tunneling, when she figured out where it was she'd pounce hard with both feet. If she walked of it means a guaranteed kill, if she started digging it meant she'd wounded or (even rarer) missed it completely. Ed

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    • P Paul Watson

      Q: How do you make a cat go woof? A: Douse it in petrol and set it alight. Woooooof! regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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      Q: How do you make a dog go "Meoooooow"? A: Freeze it and saw it in half.

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        Q: How do you make a dog go "Meoooooow"? A: Freeze it and saw it in half.

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        Paul Watson
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        :-D Excellent. Glad we are thinking along the same lines. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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        • P Paul Watson

          :-D Excellent. Glad we are thinking along the same lines. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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          Member 96
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          The three cats that live in my house have threatened to smother me in my sleep if I let the burning cat joke go unanswered. ;)

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          • B brianwelsch

            I tend to agree with dogs needing more space than many people provide them, however apartments can be a decent place to keep a dog if it's a Pomeranian or some other frou frou breed and you let it out for some exercise daily. BW


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            Shog9 0
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            brianwelsch wrote:

            a Pomeranian or some other frou frou breed

            Those are the breeds i just flat-out don't like. :-O I'd compare 'em to rats, but i've lived with a pet rat, and frankly rats are easier.

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            • E Ed Poore

              peterchen wrote:

              cats have an undisputable advantage

              Dogs have an even bigger undisputable advantage, they are useful ;P. And don't even think about saying cats kill mice, Sandy, our lab will hunt down & kill mice. As well as going all the normal gun dog things, fetching items, tidying up her toys, taking messages to members of the family, digging (with permission) potatoes from the garden and more... Ed

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              peterchen
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              If there's "unusual" noise in the house, my cat will run to the door and snarl (she grew up with a dog...)


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              • T Tim Carmichael

                Dogs have owners; cats have caretakers. Need I say more?

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                peterchen
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                can openers However, if you are lucky, they promote you to roommate.


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                • T Taka Muraoka

                  Cats and computer programmers are kindred spirits[^] :laugh:_

                  • They are both intelligent.
                  • They are both naturally inquisitve.
                  • They are both independent.
                  • Neither have any respect whatsoever for authority.

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                  leppie
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                  Now I only wish my cats could program :)

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                  • P peterchen

                    If there's "unusual" noise in the house, my cat will run to the door and snarl (she grew up with a dog...)


                    Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
                    Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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                    Ed Poore
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                    peterchen wrote:

                    she grew up with a dog

                    What experiments have you been performing :~ ? :) On a more serious note one of my friends from primary school had a cat (well we think it was a cat) that was extremely fat but incredibly athletic and agile, it was able to jump out of the kitchen window from the floor (a distance of ~8ft). But this cat used to have geat fun sitting on swivel chairs, spinning round watching bats and when the bat flew overhead it'd jump up and catch it. But I still prefer dogs ;P Ed

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                    • L leppie

                      Now I only wish my cats could program :)

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                      Ed Poore
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                      Then I'd have even bigger problems with the performance of xacc-ide, it'd want to go off and take a cat-nap every hour ;P Ed

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                        brianwelsch wrote:

                        a Pomeranian or some other frou frou breed

                        Those are the breeds i just flat-out don't like. :-O I'd compare 'em to rats, but i've lived with a pet rat, and frankly rats are easier.

                        Now taking suggestions for the next release of CPhog...

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                        Ed Poore
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                        Our family's got a nickname for Chiwawas (if that's how you spell it), Rats on Wheels. Once, we were at the Royal Welsh and this huge pompous lady walked past with one and my sister who was only ~10 at the time called out, look Dad a Rat on Wheels. :doh: You should have seen the look on the womans face :laugh: Ed

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                        • T Tim Carmichael

                          Dogs have owners; cats have caretakers. Need I say more?

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                          Gary Wheeler
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                          You've obviously never had a cat. Dogs have owners; cats have clients.


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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            Yep - never saw a house cat retrieve a duck, herd cattle, or tear a burglar's arm off... ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                            Yep - never saw a house cat retrieve a duck, herd cattle, or tear a burglar's arm off... You just did not have a big enough cat. One of my college buddies who lived in San Bernardino had a mountian lion as a pet. No one ever burgled that house - EVER. People that start writing code immediately are programmers (or hackers), people that ask questions first are Software Engineers - Graham Shanks

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                            • R RandomMonkey

                              From an old questionaire to determine if you are a 'Real Man'. (Ran across it quite a while ago, and have never forgotten this question): Do you prefer: a) Cats b) Dogs c) Dogs that eat cats. Of course, the answer for 'Real Men' was c).


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                              Vivek Rajan
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                              Yeah but cats have some pretty bad ass relatives !

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                              • H hairy_hats

                                Cats every time. Dogs are too excitable and jump up and slobber and bark and crap on the pavement. Remember: a dog is not just for Christmas Day. If you're careful, there'll be enough left over for Boxing Day too...

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                                Blake Miller
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                                On the other hand, along these lines, one of my friends told me that 'at least the dog does not bury his poo'. He very much disliked stepping into the 'stealth' turds buried in the yard by the cats. People that start writing code immediately are programmers (or hackers), people that ask questions first are Software Engineers - Graham Shanks

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                                • P peterchen

                                  cats have an undisputable advantage: they don't bark (though mine barfs from time to time..)


                                  Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
                                  Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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                                  You also dont' have to take them to a Kennel is you are leaving town for a couple of days. Just dish out a bunch of food, water, and fresh litter and they are happy. Brett A. Whittington Application Developer

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                                  • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                                    No need to start a cats vs. dogs war; simply vote 5 if you like dogs or 1 if you like cats. If you like both, vote 3; if you like neither, move along, folks. I like dogs myself. :) Cheers, Vikram.


                                    I don't know and you don't either. Militant Agnostic

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                                    Michael Dunn
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                                    The poll was 3.0 (63 votes) until I came along and voted 1. Now it's at 2.9. GO CATS~! A stray cat[^] that I've been taking care of. --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | NEW!! PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ

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