Meaning of Life
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What size is the resultant set consisting of the intersection of busty babes and coders? Too small to count :(( People that start writing code immediately are programmers (or hackers), people that ask questions first are Software Engineers - Graham Shanks
Maybe someone should convince Bill Gates to spend some of his spare billions on an even bigger mansion with even bustier babes, and when you pass a microsoft exam you go into a draw to spend a weekend month there :D
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Tim Carmichael wrote:
the best job you can do with what is available to you
You mean VS.NET 2005? ;)
When I started programming (aging myself here!), it was on a Commodore PET with 16K of memory. My options were: BASIC and Assembler. For many tasks, BASIC suffised, but when speed (relative) was of the essence, I learned Assembler for the 6502. Progress to a Commodore 64 - repeat above, but now in colour! Then Fortran (while working at a cereal factory) with a smattering of C and VAX/VMS Assembler. More Fortran (while working at a paper mill) on a legacy application that was written in Fortran against an Ingres database. Now, mostly VB with VS.NET 2005 and SQLServer 2000 or SQLServer 2005 at work; at home, should time allow, it will be VB Express Edition. This is not to start a BASIC versus C versus C++ versus C# versus... debate, rather, to say we make use of what is made available to us. :-D
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Is Sombody Controls the Life either Matrix or God? or there is free will? We can do what ever we want?
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The ultimate meaning of life does not change regardless of the profession or hobby: worship the Creator of all that is. For coders, do the best job you can do with what is available to you. Simple enough to say; takes a lifetime to live.
Amen :rose:
Ryan
"Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"
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Dario Solera wrote:
Anyway I've seen Matrix, in Italian though.
Can ya translate that to italian please "There is no spoon", just for fun :-D
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg
The correct translation is "Non c'è cucchiaio", but in the movie it was "Il cucchiaio non esiste" or maybe "Non c'è nessun cucchiaio" I don't remember now. :) ___________________________________ Tozzi is right: Gaia is getting rid of us. My Blog [ITA]
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Help me to search the meaning of life? For Coders? Confused
#define HealthyLifespan 100 #define wife 1 bool am_i_mad_on_Religion(); _variant_t do_anything; if(do_anything==Makes_u_happy)&&(do_anything!=troubles_others) &&(!am_i_mad_on_Religion()) { if(age>=90) { do { giveUptoPoor(wealth); // *void* giveupToPoor(wealth--); }while(wealth>0); } else { while(wealth>WealthNeeded) { tourCountry(country); liveaLuxury(); helpOthersToo(); } } do { Meditate(); }while(gotEnlightend==true);:rolleyes: }
VuNic
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Help me to search the meaning of life? For Coders? Confused
Every rose has its thorn Every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | NEW!! PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ
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Every rose has its thorn Every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | NEW!! PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ
Bill or Ted? The tigress is here :-D
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Bill or Ted? The tigress is here :-D
Bill S. Preston, ESQUIRE! :cool: --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | NEW!! PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ
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Help me to search the meaning of life? For Coders? Confused
Ctrl+F or F3 cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Help me to search the meaning of life? For Coders? Confused
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Ctrl+F or F3 cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
And F3 Results?