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  • A Ashley van Gerven

    I'm suprised you would need help with a simple search: 1) in your browser, go to google.com 2) type "define life" in the search box and click 'Google search' button there you go - it will tell you the meaning of 'life': "a characteristic state or mode of living". Now if you want help searching for coders... i'm sorry but you must be blind. You have actually posted this message on a site that has more coders hanging around than the heffner mansion has busty babes :laugh:

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    Blake Miller
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    What size is the resultant set consisting of the intersection of busty babes and coders? Too small to count :(( People that start writing code immediately are programmers (or hackers), people that ask questions first are Software Engineers - Graham Shanks

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    • T Tim Carmichael

      The ultimate meaning of life does not change regardless of the profession or hobby: worship the Creator of all that is. For coders, do the best job you can do with what is available to you. Simple enough to say; takes a lifetime to live.

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      Ashley van Gerven
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      Tim Carmichael wrote:

      the best job you can do with what is available to you

      You mean VS.NET 2005? ;)

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      • B Blake Miller

        What size is the resultant set consisting of the intersection of busty babes and coders? Too small to count :(( People that start writing code immediately are programmers (or hackers), people that ask questions first are Software Engineers - Graham Shanks

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        Ashley van Gerven
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        Maybe someone should convince Bill Gates to spend some of his spare billions on an even bigger mansion with even bustier babes, and when you pass a microsoft exam you go into a draw to spend a weekend month there :D

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        • A Ashley van Gerven

          Tim Carmichael wrote:

          the best job you can do with what is available to you

          You mean VS.NET 2005? ;)

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          Tim Carmichael
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          When I started programming (aging myself here!), it was on a Commodore PET with 16K of memory. My options were: BASIC and Assembler. For many tasks, BASIC suffised, but when speed (relative) was of the essence, I learned Assembler for the 6502. Progress to a Commodore 64 - repeat above, but now in colour! Then Fortran (while working at a cereal factory) with a smattering of C and VAX/VMS Assembler. More Fortran (while working at a paper mill) on a legacy application that was written in Fortran against an Ingres database. Now, mostly VB with VS.NET 2005 and SQLServer 2000 or SQLServer 2005 at work; at home, should time allow, it will be VB Express Edition. This is not to start a BASIC versus C versus C++ versus C# versus... debate, rather, to say we make use of what is made available to us. :-D

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          • N Nawal K Gupta

            Is Sombody Controls the Life either Matrix or God? or there is free will? We can do what ever we want?

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            Eytukan
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            Indian Idol wrote:

            or there is free will? We can do what ever we want?

            Ooops!. see to that you are not finding yourself in prison soon.:sigh:


            VuNic

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            • T Tim Carmichael

              The ultimate meaning of life does not change regardless of the profession or hobby: worship the Creator of all that is. For coders, do the best job you can do with what is available to you. Simple enough to say; takes a lifetime to live.

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              Ryan Binns
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              Amen :rose:

              Ryan

              "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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              • M Monty2

                Dario Solera wrote:

                Anyway I've seen Matrix, in Italian though.

                Can ya translate that to italian please "There is no spoon", just for fun :-D


                C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg

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                Dario Solera
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                The correct translation is "Non c'è cucchiaio", but in the movie it was "Il cucchiaio non esiste" or maybe "Non c'è nessun cucchiaio" I don't remember now. :) ___________________________________ Tozzi is right: Gaia is getting rid of us. My Blog [ITA]

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                • N Nawal K Gupta

                  Help me to search the meaning of life? For Coders? Confused

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                  Eytukan
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                  #define HealthyLifespan 100 #define wife 1 bool am_i_mad_on_Religion(); _variant_t do_anything; if(do_anything==Makes_u_happy)&&(do_anything!=troubles_others) &&(!am_i_mad_on_Religion()) { if(age>=90) { do { giveUptoPoor(wealth); // *void* giveupToPoor(wealth--); }while(wealth>0); } else { while(wealth>WealthNeeded) { tourCountry(country); liveaLuxury(); helpOthersToo(); } } do { Meditate(); }while(gotEnlightend==true);:rolleyes: }


                  VuNic

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                  • N Nawal K Gupta

                    Help me to search the meaning of life? For Coders? Confused

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                    Michael Dunn
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                    Every rose has its thorn Every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | NEW!! PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ

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                    • M Michael Dunn

                      Every rose has its thorn Every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | NEW!! PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ

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                      Lost User
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                      Bill or Ted? The tigress is here :-D

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                      • L Lost User

                        Bill or Ted? The tigress is here :-D

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                        Michael Dunn
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                        Bill S. Preston, ESQUIRE! :cool: --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | NEW!! PimpFish | CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ

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                        • N Nawal K Gupta

                          Help me to search the meaning of life? For Coders? Confused

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                          Chris Maunder
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                          Ctrl+F or F3 cheers, Chris Maunder

                          CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                          • N Nawal K Gupta

                            Help me to search the meaning of life? For Coders? Confused

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                            ProffK
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                            delete this; I used to get high on life until I realized that life was cut with morons - Unknown

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                            • C Chris Maunder

                              Ctrl+F or F3 cheers, Chris Maunder

                              CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                              Nawal K Gupta
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                              And F3 Results?

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