The couple at the door
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In Haiku form: Please take espeir now I don't like the way he rants He gets on my nerves
More brief than Haiku Henny Youngman said it best, Thus: take espeir, please
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Vincent Reynolds wrote:
you were able to discern my underlying call for Christian genocide.
Don't get mad at me. You said it.
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
You're a hoot.
Thanks! I'm a hoot in under 5 pages. :cool:
espeir wrote:
Don't get mad at me. You said it.
Mad? No, mad is: :mad:. I was more: :wtf:
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More brief than Haiku Henny Youngman said it best, Thus: take espeir, please
More brief than Henry He could have said "take espeir" Then we have much cheer
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espeir wrote:
Don't get mad at me. You said it.
Mad? No, mad is: :mad:. I was more: :wtf:
First you were all like ;P And I was all like :omg: So then I was like ;P And you were like :mad: And I was all like :laugh: And then you claimed to be like :wtf: And I was like :rolleyes:
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More brief than Henry He could have said "take espeir" Then we have much cheer
More brief than "Henry"? "Take espeir" is not a joke. It's "Henny", dumbass.
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More brief than "Henry"? "Take espeir" is not a joke. It's "Henny", dumbass.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. You dumbass.
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First you were all like ;P And I was all like :omg: So then I was like ;P And you were like :mad: And I was all like :laugh: And then you claimed to be like :wtf: And I was like :rolleyes:
I don't think there is a retard emoticon that would fit your perceived state.
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The funny thing is that it actually applies to pretty much all religions (with a slight Christian bias due to their propensity for door-to-door proselytizing). The book of rules that seem arbitrary and capricious to those outside the religion, the insistance that you accept a man's word that the book comes from a higher power, the threat of dire consequences if you don't believe... I think it plays to insecurity; those whose faith is on tenuous footing see the joke as making fun of their personal religion, whatever it is. Kind of like the nerd at the party that hears people laughing and thinks they're laughing at him. From a public relations standpoint, it's always best to make fun of Buddhism. You can poke fun at Buddhists all day, and they tend to just laugh along. Their Hank actually teaches them a lack of desire to kick people's asses :-D
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
Their Hank actually teaches them a lack of desire to kick people's asses
Just don't go pissing off the Shaolin monks. Although, you'd have to do a pretty good job to have them kick your ass in Hank's name. :)
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Awesome! Thanks! "If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done." - Peter Ustinov
<slightly-sarcastic>Rumor has it that someone is trolling the soapbox with a mindset much alike those who shit in their pants at the sight of a picture of Mohammed. You might be branded as a Christian hater - not too dissimilar from a Jew hater - a.k.a Nazi.</slightly-sarcastic> :rolleyes:
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<slightly-sarcastic>Rumor has it that someone is trolling the soapbox with a mindset much alike those who shit in their pants at the sight of a picture of Mohammed. You might be branded as a Christian hater - not too dissimilar from a Jew hater - a.k.a Nazi.</slightly-sarcastic> :rolleyes:
That's not really a good comparison because you didn't attack Jesus or the Christian religion, but instead stated that you wonder why we have Christians. Beyond being bigotted, it appears that you believe that you should be rid of them completely. Now I may not be an expert on this subject, but that sure seems like an endorsement of genocide.
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That's not really a good comparison because you didn't attack Jesus or the Christian religion, but instead stated that you wonder why we have Christians. Beyond being bigotted, it appears that you believe that you should be rid of them completely. Now I may not be an expert on this subject, but that sure seems like an endorsement of genocide.
espeir wrote:
but instead stated that you wonder why we have Christians
I did no such thing.
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espeir wrote:
but instead stated that you wonder why we have Christians
I did no such thing.
Sorry. Not you. Vincent did.
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I don't think there is a retard emoticon that would fit your perceived state.
Well...At least it's only a "perceived" state.
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espeir wrote:
but instead stated that you wonder why we have Christians
I did no such thing.
Yeah, that would be me. I made fun of espeir's typo, and now he thinks I'm advocating Christian genocide.
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Sorry. Not you. Vincent did.
Go back and read your original post: Yeah, why do you have Christians? Were you picked on by one when you were a kid? Vincent picked up on your misspelling of the word "hate" and ran with it. But you didn't get it, as usual.
... since we've descended to name calling, I'm thinking you're about twenty pounds of troll droppings in a ten pound bag. - Vincent Reynolds
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Yeah, that would be me. I made fun of espeir's typo, and now he thinks I'm advocating Christian genocide.
I think it is evident that muslim and christian fanatics think the same. Say anything against their precious beliefs, and you're the vilest creature on earth. Luckily, countries in which christianity has rooted itself, secular governments have been established, thus preventing theocratic law enforcement. Living in fear can't be good.
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Sorry. Not you. Vincent did.
Yes. You saw right through me. I'm advocating Christian genocide -- all religions, actually -- to further my goal of creating a new, pure, LEFTIST, Marxist, socialist, communist, atheist, evolutionist, scientist, secular humanist authoritarian utopia. Of course, that would include killing everyone who belongs to my religion, including myself, but you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs, right? I'm thinking about calling it Stanistan, just to piss Stan off. Besides, Espeiria sounds too much like a flower, or maybe a tropical disease.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. You dumbass.
Wow! That old chestnut Forced into a Haiku form... You're half-way to wit.
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Go back and read your original post: Yeah, why do you have Christians? Were you picked on by one when you were a kid? Vincent picked up on your misspelling of the word "hate" and ran with it. But you didn't get it, as usual.
... since we've descended to name calling, I'm thinking you're about twenty pounds of troll droppings in a ten pound bag. - Vincent Reynolds
I got it the first time. But that's no reason to make a bigotted anti-Christian remark suggesting genocide.
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Yeah, that would be me. I made fun of espeir's typo, and now he thinks I'm advocating Christian genocide.
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
Yeah, that would be me. I made fun of espeir's typo, and now he thinks I'm advocating Christian genocide.
Hey...You said it, not me.