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    HakunaMatada
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    What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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      What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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      be natural...

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        What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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        Don't try and impress her. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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          What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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          leppie
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          Save My Soul - (SMS) wrote:

          Any bright ideas???

          Some women find tech-talk a real turn on, even if they dont understand a word :) Try explain to her how a CPU works in lamens terms (not an easy task for you). Of course she needs to be interested 1st...

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            What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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            lakhanisa
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            Do all things that u think I shouldn't do... Cheers -Samir

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            • H HakunaMatada

              What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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              Lost User
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              And if that isn't enough, then she isn't worth the effort mate! :)

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                Save My Soul - (SMS) wrote:

                Any bright ideas???

                Some women find tech-talk a real turn on, even if they dont understand a word :) Try explain to her how a CPU works in lamens terms (not an easy task for you). Of course she needs to be interested 1st...

                xacc.ide-0.1.3.2

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                Ashley van Gerven
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                leppie wrote:

                lamens terms

                Don't you mean "lay-womens terms"? :-D Maybe in terms of shopping, makeup etc etc. ;)

                "... This man is obviously a psychotic." "We-he-ell, uh, I'd like to hold off judgement on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in." (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)

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                • H HakunaMatada

                  What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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                  Michael P Butler
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                  Relax and be yourself. If being yourself doesn't "impress" the girl, then there probably isn't any future in the relationship. Do you know this girl? Treat her like a person and not as "conquest". Talk to her, you'll soon know if she is interested in becoming friends. And from friendship something else may blossom. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]

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                    Do all things that u think I shouldn't do... Cheers -Samir

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                    Ashley van Gerven
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                    Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode "The Opposite" where George decides to act the opposite inclination of his usual with successful results.

                    "... This man is obviously a psychotic." "We-he-ell, uh, I'd like to hold off judgement on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in." (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)

                    ~ ScrollingGrid (cross-browser freeze-header control)

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                    • H HakunaMatada

                      What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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                      moon_stick
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                      Don't go overboard but women will notice the little things, especially how you take care of yourself (and therefore, how you're likely to take care of her). Make sure you've washed and shaved, clean & pressed clothes, cut fingernails, combed hair, aftershave and deodorant applied. No point falling at the first hurdle because you couldn't be bothered making an effort! It's old advice, but if you can make her laugh you're halfway there. Try being a little bit cheekier than you normally would - it makes you look more confident than you might be and should relax the mood a little bit too. Above all else, have fun - don't forget, you're not out to prove that you're good enough for her, she needs to prove that she's good enough for you!! :-D Good luck - let us know how it goes Dave Don't take life too seriously - no one gets out alive anyway...!!!

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                      • H HakunaMatada

                        What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        a) Let her speak. b) Make her laugh. c) Be a gentleman: open doors and be polite. d) Don't talk with your mouth full. e) Don't eat anything you can spill on your shirt (only cos you will). f) Find some common ground and explore it. x) Don't mention United if she is a City fan! But, and here is the important one, enjoy yourself: if she sees you enjoying the night she's far more likely to as well. Oh and remember: she knows you're nervous! www.merrens.com
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                        • H HakunaMatada

                          What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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                          Dr Reedo
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                          don't tell rude ladish jokes find something that you have in common to talk about

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                            Don't try and impress her. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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                            RichardGrimmer
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                            Paul Watson wrote:

                            Don't try and impress her.

                            Damn right - for two reasons - one, you'll probably cock it up, and two - grrrlllsss don't generally respond to it anyway - just think you a tosser ;) "Now I guess I'll sit back and watch people misinterpret what I just said......" Christian Graus At The Soapbox

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                              don't tell rude ladish jokes find something that you have in common to talk about

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                              Im my experience confidence is the key.... If you're not confident - fake it, and when she relaises you're a "cute, scared little thing inside", usually buys brownie points lol "Now I guess I'll sit back and watch people misinterpret what I just said......" Christian Graus At The Soapbox

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                                don't tell rude ladish jokes find something that you have in common to talk about

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                                Paul Watson
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                                Dr Reedo wrote:

                                don't tell rude ladish jokes

                                Unless she is an Essex girl. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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                                  a) Let her speak. b) Make her laugh. c) Be a gentleman: open doors and be polite. d) Don't talk with your mouth full. e) Don't eat anything you can spill on your shirt (only cos you will). f) Find some common ground and explore it. x) Don't mention United if she is a City fan! But, and here is the important one, enjoy yourself: if she sees you enjoying the night she's far more likely to as well. Oh and remember: she knows you're nervous! www.merrens.com
                                  www.bkmrx.com

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                                  g) Dont be too nice and wimpy, that will only land you a spot on her friend list.. h) Show some confidence

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                                    What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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                                    I always try to be honest. If she asks "What do you think about my new shoes?" and you think they're ugly: say so. ;-) (really I do, my wife doesn't like me saying it, but she always admits she really appreciates my honesty) PS: If the time comes: duck :-D Coulda, woulda, shoulda doesn't matter if you don't. -- modified at 7:08 Friday 24th March, 2006

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                                    • H HakunaMatada

                                      What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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                                      Nemanja Trifunovic
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                                      No idea. Women's mind is a mistery to me, and I have been happily married for 5+ years.


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                                      • H HakunaMatada

                                        What is the best way to impress a girl? :cool: Taking into account that you are a bit over weight? :^) Any bright ideas??? --- With best regards, A Manchester United Fan The Genius of a true fool is that he can mess up a foolproof plan!

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                                        bnieland
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                                        Listen. Ask about what she does, went to vacation last, whatever, and listen very carefully to what she is interested in/excited about. Ask more about that, and hopefully you might know just enough about it to allow you to ask interesting questions. Admit your ignorance in any case, let her teach you about it and get excited about what she is excited about. You will end up with respect for her intellectually, and she will know it. This will impress her. DTrent

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                                          g) Dont be too nice and wimpy, that will only land you a spot on her friend list.. h) Show some confidence

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                                          R Giskard Reventlov
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                                          Yeah, should have added those as well: good call. www.merrens.com
                                          www.bkmrx.com

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